Hoof Hearted

I am watching it in pissflappystan and its working but can hardly hear the commentators.

mcallister blooters it over the bar from free kick

ffs sutton missed a sitter great pass through but he was a bawhair short of tapping it in at the left hand post

gordon looks to be struggling, webster on for him

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I can hear the "crazy northbank cats" better than the saints tv co-commentators

raith offside goal there but defence looking lousy again

st mirren looking good so far.

Having to shit in a hole in the floor while having the tex ritters, not a nice day out.

st mirren same strip as wednesday

I've been in casablanca a few times, it reeks of shite.

Lets pick up where we left off on wednesday.

cannae hear the commentary on saints tv

Committee says no MABUS MARULES

This is what it means to be a st mirren supporter, all encapsulated in this mallan goal. The audible cheering and screaming would bring a tear to a glass eye. Last time I had a feeling like this from a goal scored at a st mirren game was when we won the league cup in 2013 and that magnificent thommo goal. What I would say to all those st mirren players is watch this bottle it and give us it again.

Pickup at mcdowall street at 9pm Tonight, take your anti japslap tablets NOW!

From the middle to the front st mirren are actually not a bad team. We can apply rumsfeld logic to the pishy defence.......... We know that we know that the st mirren defence is fùckin shite. We know that we don't know if we can get better players in in the january window. Its a known unknown how much is available in january. Its a known known (jr has already told us) that we will have to move players out to get others in. What are the known knowns regarding who in the defence is in contract and cannot be moved on? Does anybody know what the other known knowns and the other unknown knowns are?

Lumpin jumpin snotterin fùck st mirren have won a game. feckin JFK moment here.

Ma sphincter is twittering furiously tae.

Go on Jamie make yourself useful and get the fish suppers.

It would be nice to nick this 3-2, come on st mirren show us what you are made of.