Hoof Hearted

I couldn't see you in a care home, some poor auld balloon dying every day, you would be spanking your carrot all the time and wouldn't have time to pick the klinkers out of the bedsheets

this moron won a million quid on the lottery but is still going to work on christmas day wiping arses. Is she too stupid to be allowed this money? How many people would go back to work after winning the lottery? How many people would still wipe arses after winning a million? Should people as thick as this be allowed so much money? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-42410326 Lottery millionaire to work at Slough care home on Christmas Day A care home worker who won £1 million on the lottery says she will still do her 12-hour Christmas Day shift. Patricia Aldridge, 55, a care assistant from Wexham, near Slough, won the money after the Lotto draw on 9 December. She was announced as a new millionaire on Tuesday, along with her husband Robert, 57, who described the winnings as "life-changing". Mrs Aldridge said: "You hear people say 'if I won a lot of money I'd give up work', but I love what I do." She discovered her new riches after checking an app on her phone. "I rang Robert, and I said 'how many zeros are there in a million? I think I've won a million pounds,' said Mrs Aldridge. 'Same people' She will continue to work at the elderly people's care home in Slough despite her millionaire raffle win, where she will do her 08:00 GMT to 20:00 GMT shift on 25 December. Mr Aldridge, a site manager at a school, will also not be giving up work. He said: "We'll still be the same people. I'm not giving up work, I'll still go out with my friends, I'll still do my crib night. "It just makes us more secure knowing that we can help the children buy a house and that sort of thing."

Enough Said

dunfermline missed a sitter there I think jack ross stood on a dug shite today, think he should give us the lottery numbers

right blood and snotters affair now

a dunfermline red card soon, toys right oot the pram

referee reversed decision, makes the jug eared slaphead look a right cunt

penalty for pars hard to tell from replay shown from wrong angle

3665 crowd

you are a serial sleverer so its no newsflash to anyone really

queen of the south v arabs might be getting abandoned

half time, evenly matched but looks like we have the edge in terms of quality.

pathetic dive there to con a free kick for pars

reilly through there with just keeper to beat chipped over

ooh err missus commentator says morgan "tugged off" by higginbotham

should settle saints down to go on and win in the second half dunfermline were playing a pressing game high up the pitch

1-0 good passage of play cut in from magennis left for smith to score from close range

got away with a penalty there, davis took down higginbotham

good save by the pars keeper from a reilly header

sure chief anything you say chief

dry yer feckin eyes ya fanny http://mashable.com/2014/09/16/colombian-women-cycling-uniform-lesson/#apIE3rm9Luqi] The pubis-flaunting, almost pornographic-looking uniforms worn by a women's cycling teamfrom Colombia in a race last weekend have now become a topic of widespread and incredulous Internet mockery — and they were reportedly designed by a member of the team itself. It appears the uniforms, which were rebuked online by the head of the international governing body for competitive cycling, were already in use for months prior to their moment of viral ignominy. SEE ALSO: Photoshop puts near-record high-jump in stunning perspective Several online reports identified the group wearing the uniforms as the Colombian national team, but the squad is a team called IDRD-Humana Bogota-San Mateo-Solgar, which is based in Colombia, according to a post from Colombia's cycling federation announcing the squad's participation in the Giro della Toscana race in Italy last weekend. It was during this race that the eyes — and judgment and laughter and derision — of the world turned onto the group of women from Colombia. Here's a quick refresher if you're not up to speed. This whole ordeal is funny and fully submerged in the Internet news churn because a flesh-colored stripe on each uniform makes it look like the cyclists are kinda naked in the, um, middle region. See? Get it? Get it?! To be clear, the team's uniforms (pictured below) were not see-through and did not expose any skin; rather, a wide, flesh-toned panel extended from mid-torso to the upper thighs.

pars keeper might be off, he downed reilly outside the box no last man rule, yellow card

fyi they are not nude, they are in cycling suits that look like naked minges