BigYardsAndBasher

Says the idiot that claims I'm Shull. Hee-hee, I knew you'd fall for the bone I threw you! It's all too easy!

Cheeky wee wink for the last fixture means you are gagging for a home win.

You think the result of a match that has been postponed will be a "draw"?!

Empty vessels post the most smilies/emojis!

I've not seen the one in Barrhead for years, I'll need to go have a look at it again.

I love old "band stands", very traditional and classy.

Does anyone else have a feeling this thread isn't going the way HSS intended?

A whole 16 minutes to scour the forum and bring up a post from January! Wow, just wow!

Watch you don't trip on that petted lip of yours! All this because I called you out on your disgusting "joke" about Alzheimer's. I noticed no-one, even your "friends" on here came to your defence over that. That says a lot about you and who you really are.

I always thought it was "Fa, la [etc.]". Although I grew up with my Granny playing this version so maybe Nat King Cole sang it slightly differently? I totally agree with the first comment on this video as well. Nat King Cole sings this one superbly well. He was a true gift to us all from God.

😅😂🤣 Aye, a man of many nom de plumes right enough! You have more faces than the town hall clock! 😅😂🤣

That's impressive! Well done all. 👏

Is it you?

Yes, we know you're not Shull. You are @Long John Baldy, @Abu Dhabi Saint, @Happy Go Lucky and others that I think have been deleted or banned such as Saint_Sad.

As I'm a caring and understanding person I'll ask: what's wrong with you? Have Tesco in Cairnie Street ran out of your Friday night supply of super larger and Toblerone?

I don't need to make up stories about attending or not attending matches. I've been a season ticket holder since season 1988-1989 and since then missed five home games, two of which have been this season because I was doing overtime. I'll not be at Ibrox on Sunday because I refuse to go there. I went in season 2000/2001 and haven't been back since. A despicable stadium, full of disgusting, vile bigots and the "good olde bobbies" stand back and say nothing. Will you be at the match on Sunday? I suppose you might be, seeing as you're a season ticket holder for Shitbrox! Enjoy singing your "party songs", Faraway Ranger.

Totally rattled. It's all too easy.

The Council used to get students from Fürth over to Paisley and students from Paisley went over there. A great way for them to experience other cultures and try speaking another language. There's a real "hand of friendship" between both towns. Unfortunately SpVgg Greuther Fürth usually play in green and white hoops and have a shamrock as their badge, otherwise I'd have taken an interest in them.

As long as you keep calling me "Shull", I'll keep calling you "Cockles1987". If you can't handle it being served to you, don't serve it up to others.

I think we'll need to invest in a bigger boat as both our lines are reeling them in big time!

I can't speak for Shull but you've certainly not upset me. I doubt you have upset Shull either as you're quite pathetic to be honest. A bit of a coward from what I've read as well.

"Still Game" is on tonight on the BBC Scotland channel at 10:30pm. Even after multiple repeats, it's still a great show that can make you laugh out loud. It's far superior than anything Limmy could produce in my opinion. Here's a wee appetiser...(I hope no-one feels offended by this as I know some deluded folks on here think everything is about them! Or maybe it is?)

I never admitted anything, indirectly. Whatever Slartibartfast/Sluttybuttfest/Slarti. I think you'll find that I, BigYardsAndBasher, are the one laughing at you! This won't be new to you of course. Stuart Dickson made you and your other "friend" Cockles1987 look like a right pair of dumplings on numerous occasions! You were both obsessed by him, which led to you being banned. And talking of "indirectly admitting to being other people", I noticed you jumped straight in to reply to a post of mine in the weather report thread which wasn't aimed at you in any way whatsoever. Was that you "indirectly admitting" to being Faraway Saint and/or Stanely Saint? If so, you should have a right riddy!

I think you clearly need lessons in reading and understanding English as I never admitted to being Shull. Why should I admit to being Shull when I'm not? You see, unlike you, I'm not a liar. Feel free to put me "on ignore", the way you claim you have done with Bazil, if I offend you so much. You'd be doing yourself and the forum a great favour. You mentioned Stuart Dickson, I don't know him and have never met him but he regularly made you look like a right fool on here. Of course, as we all know, that's not very difficult.

The bit in bold: this proves you are a liar as we all know you have been on here with those other names. You haven't altered your style of posting one bit. The bit in italics: this is true (I think) so that's probably the only thing you've told the truth about on here. The bit underlined: Yes, I'm guessing you were told this by the moderator when he banned you. You really must try harder, Slartibartfast/Sluttybuttfest/Slarti whatever nom de plume you wish to use.