EL NOMBRE

Shame I missed that one.I'd have loved that. ....We could still do with a good tune like the though.

Are ye sure yer just no makin some weans?

Are you takin the piss?

1/ This Crappy Weather. 2/ Watching yer team play magic for 89 minutes....fail to score...and then get hit by a breakaway goal in the 90th minute. Hate that. 3/ Starsailor....what a bunch of miserys.They make Coldplay look like Rod,Jane and Freddy. 4/ The build up to Xmas.Don't mind the day itself....but two months of tinsel and cheer beforehand,really gets on my tits. 5/ QVC.....How can anyone talk about the same f**king lamp for 40 minutes.Endless,endless streams of rank patter. This thread was brought to you in Association with Scottish Weather.Guaranteed to take the Jam out of your Donut.

I wish we had a good tune like that.

I like they wee Neons.They're class. ....Unfortunately they big Bastards keep eatin them.

They aw look the same fried in batter wee yin.

Better no tap Paisleybuds.....he charges ye fur it.

1/ The Metro......it's a decent wee paper and costs Feck all. 2/ The voucher in the PDE.....for a FREE pint of beer at the Hogshead/Harvies/Kelburne/some other boozer in Johnstone. 3/ FREE samples of grub/other comestibles at Braehead. 4/ The Sally Army still give out FREE soup.Cannae argue with FREE soup. 5/ Pensioners Travel Card.....change the photie....Bobs yer Uncle free travel anywhere.

Siamese...Japanese...... they aw look the same tae me.They're fish for fuxake.

Bring back the Black one Mr.Provan if you please.

I've always found watching tropical fish in a tank quite theraputic....especially the Japanese fighting fish.The skinheads of the deep.

Send us a Virtual Postcard.

How you no in Spain?...... ya wnak.

1/ Tennents 2/ Guinness 3/ Fosters extra cold 4/ Carling extra cold 5/ erm......any other stuff that isnae the above.I'll drink anythin me.

Aye.....an everyone throws it up at Lunchtime.

.....Lager Noodle Soup! Yeah man.....am up for that.

1/ A marrow....love to see anyone make something tasty out of that...buggered if I could. 2/ A Pot Noodle 3/ Spam......that ones for you Kenny. 4/ A Walnut whip 5/ A couple of cans of Lager.....well I need to do something while the chef is busy. Total cost £4.65..... Make summit out of that Smartarse.

Funnily enough I feel like a wnak..... But I'm sure It'll pass.

Twisted Firestarter......Hey Hey Hey!

Aye and Lower Egypt FP.

What Bongo said.

Anyone remember Doc.McCallum from Camphill. He used tae make ye salute the Queen every time ye entered the class( He had a big poster of Liz up on the wall).Then you had to neatly fold yer Blazers and put them on the bench in front of you.This would have been magic if ye fancied a career in Burtons,but was feck all use to the rest of us. Later on he was put away....but I'm not going into that on here.

Haircut 100.....Fantastic day.

That's true.That did happen from time to time.We used to then ALL fire down the town and kick the shit out of the Grammar boys.