1. Smoke-Free pubs - they're brilliant ! Shoulda done this years ago. Also noticed that people with an eye for the main chance have put advertising signs outside pubs where smokers gather for a gasper, and in the Bull, wee tags that you're supposed to put on your pint saying "please don't touch my pint, I'm outside having a ciggie".
2. Day-glo referees and linesmen - what's all that about ?
3. Why isn't the roof of the Abbey green any more ?
4. Anchor Mills - new bridge, new Morrisons, new f**k-off posh-bastard flats. Jings.
5. Paisley Panda is truly shit. He's the wrong shape, his head is too big, all he does is strut about like a tit. Not like the original at all.