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On 6/15/2020 at 3:48 PM, antrin said:
What's a Swedish?
Same as a Finnish.
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On 6/13/2020 at 6:39 PM, BuddieinEK said:
An Afghan, Albanian, Algerian, American, ,Andorran, Angolan, Anguillan, Argentine, Armenian, Australian, Austrian, Azerbaijani, Bahamian, Bahraini, Bangladeshi, Barbadian, Belarusian, Belgian, Belizean, Beninese, Bermudian, Bhutanese, Bolivian, Botswanan, Brazilian, British, British Virgin Islander, Bruneian, Bulgarian, Burkinan, Burmese, Burundian, Cambodian, Cameroonian, Canadian, Cape Verdean, Cayman Islander, Central African, Chadian, Chilean, Chinese, Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda, Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Citizen of Guinea-Bissau, Citizen of Kiribati, Citizen of Seychelles, Citizen of the Dominican Republic, Citizen of Vanuatu , Colombian, Comoran, Congolese (Congo), Congolese (DRC), Cook Islander,, Costa Rican, Croatian, Cuban, Cymraes, Cymro, Cypriot, Czech, Danish, Djiboutian, Dominican, Dutch, East Timorese, Ecuadorean, Egyptian, Emirati, English, Equatorial Guinean, Eritrean, Estonian, Ethiopian, Faroese, Fijian, Filipino, Finnish, French, Gabonese, Gambian, Georgian, German, Ghanaian, Gibraltarian, Greek, Greenlandic, Grenadian, Guamanian, Guatemalan, Guinean, Guyanese, Haitian, Honduran, Hong Konger, Hungarian, Icelandic, Indian, Indonesian, Iranian, Iraqi, Irish, Israeli, Italian, Ivorian, Jamaican, Japanese, Jordanian, Kazakh, Kenyan, Kittitian, Kosovan, Kuwaiti, Kyrgyz, Lao, Latvian, Lebanese, Liberian, Libyan, Liechtenstein citizen, Lithuanian, Luxembourger, Macanese, Macedonia, Malagasy, Malawian, Malaysian, Maldivian, Malian, Maltese, Marshallese, Martiniquais, Mauritanian, Mauritian, Mexican, Micronesian, Moldovan, Monegasque, Mongolian, Montenegrin, Montserratian, Moroccan, Mosotho, Mozambican, Namibian, Nauruan, Nepalese, New Zealander, Nicaraguan, Nigerian, Nigerien, Niuean, North Korean, Northern Irish, Norwegian, Omani, Pakistani, Palauan, Palestinian, Panamanian, Papua New Guinean, Paraguayan, Peruvian, Pitcairn Islander, Polish, Portuguese, Prydeinig, Puerto Rican, Qatari, Romanian, Russian, Rwandan, Salvadorean, Sammarinese, Samoan, Sao Tomean, Saudi Arabian, Scottish, Senegalese, Serbian, Sierra Leonean, Singaporean, Slovak, Slovenian, Solomon Islander, Somali, South African, South Korean, South Sudanese, Spanish, Sri Lankan, St Helenian, St Lucian, Stateless, Sudanese, Surinamese, Swazi, Swedish, Swiss, Syrian, Taiwanese, Tajik, Tanzanian, Togolese, Tongan, Trinidadian, Tristanian, Tunisian, Turkish, Turkmen, Turks and Caicos Islander, Tuvaluan, Ugandan, Ukrainian, Uruguayan, Uzbek, Vatican citizen, Venezuelan, Vietnamese, Vincentian, Wallisian, Welsh, Yemeni, Zambian and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar...
The barman says...
You can't come in here without a Thai!
What's a "Scottish"?
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On 6/12/2020 at 3:23 AM, Cookie Monster said:
Will Superfan derek be allowed to use the face paints again.
A good question.
Whenever I see him he can't make up his mind whether he wants to be very black or very white.
Make up your mind zebra boy!
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174,589 votes so far.
That goalie has a lot of relations.
I find it unbelievable that an employer would leave it up to the public to decide an employee’s fate.
A bit too much like the coliseum in Roman times.
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13 hours ago, Leatherface said:😂😂😂 fools and their money easily parted😂😂😂 I actually feel sympathy for these people😂deluded souls!
I can only assume that you are not a St. Mirren shareholder.
The purchase of shares is definitely wishful thinking if a person believes it will ever give return. I remember about 25 years buying some shares at, I think, £50 each just so I would get a St. Mirren shareholders certificate. Then, no more than a few years later, my dad told me that shares were being issued at 50p each. That made me laugh and I bought my dad some. You've never seen a man more happy with his son.
Why do people do it?
For me, if I don't see a game for the next 12 months because of this virus, I will be more concerned about the survival of St. Mirren F.C. than the £144 I've spent on an adult concession.
You can call me a fool or a person who is proud be known as a Paisley Buddie.
I know which one I am.
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4 hours ago, antrin said:
As a third shirt - holiday and pub use only - black is a lovely colour.
As a shirt used in competitive matches, it is maybe not so good. Instant identification of where your team-mates are, general appreciation of the shape of your team and its movements are probably better served by something noticeable, eye-catching and distinct.
Such as strong Black and White stripes...
But Antrin, but Antrin, how does that explain the Heart's player's pish poor pass straight to Wallace enabling him to delicately lump it up the park for Obika for that wonderful goal that put the jam tarts at the bottom of the league?
Could it be because Wallace was wearing black & white stripes he only saw hauf o' him?
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12 hours ago, antrin said:
Aila laid her first egg about 5.00 this morning.
The big question is, does this mean you were at the birth?
Chicken or the egg?
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12 hours ago, Hiram Abiff said:
In Switzerland, the excess mortality due to Covid19 is apparently still zero.
Does eating quality chocolate give you immunity?
Toblerones here I come...................
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That's 1 hr 23 mins and 52 seconds of my life I don't want back.
Thank you Div.
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14 minutes ago, Ayrshire Saints said:
I cannot believe anyone thinks there is a shred of truth in any figures issued by the Chinese authorities. The situation in Italy proves they have been talking utter shite since day 1. Folk will only start to realise the true extent when we reach the levels Italy are experiencing and there is no reason to think they won't. The government are constantly telling us it's going to be that way, our measures are simply to flatten the curve in comparison to Italy. We should prepare for a long and worsening haul here.
Why not read the World Health Organisation 40 page report.
China’s method of tackling the virus has been completely different from Italy.
That’s what makes the difference.
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I subscribe to the Washington Post and this is an interesting article from 7 days ago.
Unfortunately you may have to press the “free edition” Button.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/
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most folk I know on here are older than me.............................
So, quite soon, I'll be the oldest on here.
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The Scottish Government's decision on curtailing crowds over 500 is nothing to do with the potential risks of the virus spreading.1) Quote from the BBC online news reporting First Minister's Questions today (Thursday 12th March) in the Scottish Parliament.During First Minister's Questions on Thursday, Ms Sturgeon said the scientific advice suggested that cancelling mass gatherings"will not in itself have a significant impact on reducing the spread of the virus".2) The First Minister's reasoning for the move is, and I quote,"Mass gatherings require to be policed, they require to have emergency ambulance cover, they require the services of voluntary health services.
At a time when we need to be reducing the pressures on these frontline workers - in order to free them up to focus on the significant challenge that lies ahead - I do think it's inappropriate that we continue as normal."
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On 3/6/2020 at 11:51 AM, antrin said:
Yer Mammy was far too nice to have actually said that about me.
out loud, anyway...
Oh....................Roderick..............................
According to Mrs. D the sun shined oot your arse........................
Well..................................................compared to her eldest anyway
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On 3/4/2020 at 2:00 PM, Cornwall_Saint said:
Aye wait a minute...
Ricky likes telling everyone he goes to games. “Faraway” doesn’t go to many games. So this helps Ricky with ammunition to beef up the “I go to games, everyone should try it” while running along with this “Faraway” user to help prove his points.
Ricky’s been rumbled!
If Faraway was real he’d have called himself “Arbroath Saint” to be more specific. Most of us other faraways have all helpfully declared our locations.
Clear and obvious now!
Maybe the “Faraway” is not about location but about his state of mind.
Like when yer mammy used to respond to you when you told her about a peculiar person who lived in your neighbourhood,
”Aye son, he’s away wi’ fairies”
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An excellent article Antrin.
And the poor dug used to support the Buddies, but we barred folk bringing in their dugs.
Cue the usual sexist comment,
I've seen quite a few dugs at St. Mirren Park.
Indeed, Yardley (the dug) looks far more learned than all of the other supporters.
I hope you enjoyed saturday.
Wis oor Johnny barkin' at the ref?
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He was excellent in the Tarantino film Jackie Brown.
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On 10/8/2019 at 3:29 PM, Lord Pityme said:
Sunderland sack manager after two defeats. Is Goody shittin his pants?
Sorry LPM
i didn’t see your post before I started a thread,
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2 hours ago, Kemp said:
It also has us down as being about to pay 15m for Ronaldinho Either its very poorly edited or the writer genuinely believes we were able to do so.
Bizzare someone would research and write on a subject they know nothing about.
You have obviously not heard any of the Conservative party's attempts at their conference to solve the Irish border question.
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4 hours ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said:
Disappointed. The guy next to me said you can now get a concession ticket. Unfortunately I cant as I am 60 not 65 so only home games for me. Padded seat. When I went to purchase the first season ticket for the new stadium there were a couple of criteria. Having listened to adults throwing foul language at the top of their voice in the Northbank I decided the westbank was not for me. Going by the apologies by the commenter doing the games for st Mirren tv over language I did the right thing to move stands. So a seat in the new main stand was for me. Next was where to sit. Personally the half way line has always been my preferred viewing position. As far back as can be as I like looking down on the game. This meant a padded seat. Would I have purchased the seat if not padded of course it's a seat for 90min.
Why would you bring up a padded seat ?
Haemorrhoids.........................................
Not me...........................
The big saft southerner fae Sir Michael Place.
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On 9/21/2019 at 11:44 PM, elvis said:
No chance .Hearts are struggling just now so will beat us it's the Saint Mirren way to help out teams who are playing shite and to kick start there season.
So, as Hearts won against Hibs on Sunday to kick start their season, you'll be backing St. Mirren?
Sorry, I forgot is was you Elvis.
Blackface - Yes or No?
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No, no, no, no, “turnippy” is what a women does once you marry her.