[West Ham. Well Done............]

Can we get a St Mirren Lass for next season??Any volunteers girls

[Ftp]

Depends what FTP your talking about, the kind i'm talking about or HSS's kind. 

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It's not my kind.

My Missus would boot ma baws if I came out with a statement like that.

[Ftp]

When I saw the title of this topic,I thought Ian Paisley had joined up with us

[Domain Names]

Nothing......................

Her mouth was full

[War Films]

The Sound of Music? Aaaahhhhh, I recall in the distant past my big brother telling me of a song that was chanted by the Northbank. Went something like:-

"Thaaaaa hiiiiillls aaaare aaaaliiiiive wiiiith theee soooouund of S M! S M F! S M F C! OK!"

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Wrong again Howard.It was "The hills are alive with the sound of.....................

You're gonna get your fecking head kicked in"

[Adverts (top 5)]

Talking of adverts..............

Can anyone tell me what was "Tasty,tasty,very,very tasty,they're very tasty"

[Women]

How come nobody's mentioned "refusing to get their knickers off" ? 

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I can't speak for anyone else but I've never had that problem Bill

[Yet Another Crap Joke]

A Blondes house goes on fire and she dials 999.

"Help,help my house is on fire"

"Don't panic"says the Fireman,"How do we get there"?

"In your big red truck of course"replies blondie

Time to evacuate the building

[Morton Poster Tom Mcb]

Nice one McB.

Hope you made it payable to SMISA.

and tom if your going to act like a prick and ban me at least wait untill Div sends me a message of the address of the Hospice i have to send the cheque to.

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Oi,I thought you were going to pay up on the pitch at Love St

July 23rd,Saints v Viewfied Rovers, will be perfect.

[Women]

But are you not the daft cnut thats mairried soon

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Aye,but not to Mrs BVB

[Women]

Come and collect you when you're pished (but not at your request).........................

Bitch..................

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The bitch will put me out of buisness

[Women]

Breathe

[Cassette To Minidisk]

Got a couple of cassettes which i would like to put onto minidisk, but it wont work down the fibre optic cable, any ideas????

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Where's WYD when you need him

[Etch A Sketch 2]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iezn3j15ehhg

[Etch A Sketch 2]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iezmnysz4s

[3 More Days]

.......... till www.smtid.co.uk's 1st birthday

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Are you getting it a pressie???

[Top 5 Albums Your Currently Listening To]

The last 5 I've listened to-

The Sun-Best of the Eighties

The Record-Best Scottish Bands

The Star-Dance It

The Mirror-Best of the Nineties

The Sport-Music to shag to.

Very disappointed the PDE CD sold out a few weeks back

Was it any good???

[Messenger Probs]

And the MSN memory bar states Im using -0% of 250MB memory

Just like real life then WYD

[Messenger Probs]

http://www.ntlworld.com/help/aup/msn_virus.php

[Top Five Own Goals]

Is the correct answer!

Alan Sunderland won cup for Arsenal in 79, Brooking in 80 and Ricky Villa in 81.

Did Alan Devonshire not score that day??

[Top Five Own Goals]

like the Old question Sunderland did it in 79, Villa did it in 81 who did it in 1980?

Devonshire

[Top 5 Favourite Smells]

Fuxake. Next thing you'll be telling me the baths are away from Storie Street.

I smell s***e.

(No,it's not in my top 5)

[Java Virtual Machine Launcher]

Have you ever had anything that actually works????

Tell yir Maw to stop buying crap off the TV!!!

[Football Manager 2005]

any 1 else

No thank you.

[Secure Digital Media]

Whilst still in a sober state, I slipped on the way off the coach.... To prevent my head taking the damage... I used my arm... Hand is still numb... Thinking about going up the hospital to get it checked over

The Daftie sitting in front of me done it when we got back to JBs.Classic comedy moment