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Im starting to enjoy this thread

Keep looking at this and you will need

[Top 5 Most Over-rated Saints Players]

Come on Billy,89?

[Top 5 Most Over-rated Saints Players]

Following on slightly from another thread, who are the 5 most over-rated guys to wear the black & white?

I say...

1. Paul Lambert

Are you serious

[Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day]

Is her minge wearing bugs bunny teeth or is she just pleased to see me.

It's Bugs Bunny teeth

[Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day]

Nice eyes

[Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day]

NSS will be needing wipers on his monitor

[Armagedon Concert]

Goodnight daftie

[The Armagedon Concert]

James

Feck off with the rest of them.

You missed the Tweenies

[Vocalists]

Male-

HSS

BONGO

SHUGGIE

AMMY

AND HSS AGAIN(He's feckin brilliant )

Paddy walks into the pub"DavieBhoy,was that you our your brother that drowned in the Navy"?

"It must have been my brother,I was in the Army"

[Guitar Heroes]

Dillon,man,from The Magic Roundabout.

[Karaoke Tunes]

JBs Xmas day out at Burntisland will include a couple of hours worth of Karaoke.Bus leaves at 11am for a day to remember.Phone JBs to book.Warning,we are meeting up with Wullie Leggat to celebrate(??)his 50th birthday

[They Disgraced The Stripes]

Danny McGill

[Yet Another Crap Joke]

Guy meets his pal in the pub and asks him what he's getting the wife for Christmas.Pal replies "Pair of slippers and a vibrator"."That's a strange pressie"says the guy."Not really,if she disnae like the slippers she can go f**k herself"

BOOM BOOM

[They Disgraced The Stripes]

What was the story with John Boyd? 

Dundee Utd were meant to be buying him before us but they done their homework.He's now a top class drug dealer in Greencock.(Allegedly)

[They Disgraced The Stripes]

Juniro for his comments

Was he Brazillian??

[Karaoke Tunes]

The worst song ever,karaoke or not,must be I will survive

[Karaoke Tunes]

Wont be there but if I was..................

Ring Of Fire

Some Girls Will,Some Girls Wont

White Wedding

The Hucklebuck

Club Tropicana

Ok,I'm sorry.I'll get my microphone.................

[This Weeks Top 5 Tunes]

and I can think of something to say

[Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day]

Is that possible?

Where's the hole?

Golf Course??

[Five Typically Paisley Expressions]

To bring this thread back to where it started.A new phrase has been sweeping the pubs of our fine town."Coughlin get tae F*CK"

[Yet Another Crap Joke]

What's the difference between Rab Douglas and a Hackney Cab driver???

The Hackney driver only lets 5 in

Taxi for HSS

[Yet Another Crap Joke]

Police today raided Micheal Jacksons Neverland mansion.They found Class A drugs in his living room,Class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 4C in his bedroom.

[Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day]

Todays reminds me of a chick I used to see

[Five Saints Players Who Look Like ......]

Kevin Twaddle and Casper

[Five Typically Paisley Expressions]

Your a bigger arse than 10 bums