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  1. Xtra Long Connection

    in e-Saints

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    Switch to NTL, costs £25 a month with free installation etc for us for a 600k line, which was about 2p more than we were paying for Freeserve and line rental.

    You don't even need to take a TV package with it :)

  7. Top 5 Worst St Mirren Players Ever

    in Top Fives

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    1. stevie woods

    5. kevin mcgowne

    Nice way to boost confidence :rolleyes:

    Whilst I don't really rate them, we have had far worse.

    1. Derek Scrimgour

    2. Jens Paeslack

    3. Maikel Renfurm

    4.Chris mysterWreh

    5. Klaus Dietrich

    Honourable mentions for Lee Sharp, Kris Robertson and Graeme Fenton B)

  8. Top 5 Hated Footballers

    in Top Fives

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    Don't remember Mendes diving against you. I remember him getting booked for it in the cup game in 02/03 but considering the form he was on and the easiness of the chance I don't think it was a dive.

    No Yards on your list? Why not, 7 in his last 7 against you smelly lot :P

    1. Paul Hartley

    2. James Grady

    3. Alan Main

    4. Andy Dow

    5. John Martin

  10. 5 Sporting Movies

    in Top Fives

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    Bobby Duvall? You must be one of those smug actors who annoyingly shortens other actors first names to make sure everyone knows they are friends!! Bob DeNiro and Bill Shatner are other commonly used ones!!

    I'll have you know Bobby Duvall is one of my good friends and I'm allowed to use that term. So there :PB)

  13. Yet Another Crap Joke

    in General Nonsense

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    A man goes to his bank manager.

    Man: I'd like to borrow £200,000 to set up in the cheese making business.

    Bank Manager: And where were you going to set up this business?

    Man: A little place in Somerset England called Cheddar.

    There's a nice gorge there and some caves. It's really lovely.

    BM: But what are you going to market your cheese as?

    Man: I thought "Cheddar Cheese".

    BM: Don't be so stupid. There's already a Cheddar Cheese. It's one of the

    most famous cheeses in the world. Go away and have a re-think!!

    2 Months later

    Man: I'd like to borrow £200,000 to set up in the cheese making business.

    BM: Where this time?

    Man: A little place in Wales called Caerphilly.

    BM: For god's sake man! - there's already a cheese by that name. Don't

    bother me again until you've really thought this through!!!

    1 Month Later

    Man: I'd like to borrow £200,000 to set up in the cheese making business.

    BM (Exasperated): Where now??!

    Man: Israel!

    BM: Israel! now that could work. There isn't much of a cheese industry in

    Israel. What were you thinking of calling the company?

    Man: Well ... I thought ... "CHEESES OF NAZARETH".

  23. They Disgraced The Stripes

    in Top Fives

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    Five worst Saints players I've seen:

    Derek Scrimgour - Worst goalie we've ever had (we only had Gordon Marshall for one game and I missed the Scott Strang fun). Had a good game at Cappielow but apart from that was rubbish. Would make a good vampire

    Paul Rudden - Must have set some sort of Olympic record. Spent over 5 years with us and when he left most folk stillweren't aware of where he played! If he was any good he'd have established himself in a position, and the first team, long before.

    Jim Gardner - Rubbish. Can't believe he was part of a deal which saw Paul Lambert go to Motherwell

    Jens Paeslack - Apart from his first few games for us he was awful. Makes it here over Renfurm and Fenton as he was (allegesly) a thief

    Gavin Galloway - A terrible left back. So bad, infact, that when he was playing for a team in the US he was played up front!

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