Kendo

What height was Phil?

I would rather have a really good centre half.

April 1st is only 7 weeks away

Shull's round I'm afraid

It's made me turn tae drink. I think people cannie wait to rubbish every wee pirnickity thing that goes wrong. Pass the bottle

And to put the tin lid on it the players didnae wave to me.

All the young dudes

The Hoople

Cool as a cucumber I am, did you know that my motto is "Don't Panic?"

He's buying hunners of Argentinian pampers at present.

But he wid buy me a drink at the bar.

Cheers Buddie, I really know that you don't mean it. You have lovely way with your terms of endearment.

My pal shull would buy it for me.

There was 10 green bottles hanging on the wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall ............................

Ah cannae wait for the 2nd

My misses tells me every day.

You don't need to drink to have a good time.

You mean he disnae pay for drink

Let's celebrate chaps

Which brings us to ....................... April fools day.

Fabulous February

I'm looking forward to steam boats Saturday myself.

Then wipe out Wednesday followed by Thirsty Thursday.

And you rush in.

Fell doon after hearing the McLean story, feck it I need a drink. This is the 1st of April.