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TediousTom last won the day on November 10 2015

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About TediousTom

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    Panel Pundit on Radio Clyde
  • Birthday 06/04/1914

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    Readers digest, driving my new fangled automobile (horseless carriage), smoking woodbines and doffing my oversized cap. Going to football of the Paisley kind and being old and getting older and this forum and discussing things and eating and drinking and breathing.

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  1. TediousTom

    The Forum

    Shull appears to be returning to his old sane self. Welcome back Shullster, nice to have you back in the room, welcome back indeed.
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    What happens if we raise the funds early?

    1) I know, but changing any "ring fenced" promise shows a weak organisation that are not to be trusted. I don't trust them one bit. 2) You are partially correct. However you also have to accept that not everyone is a Smisa convert. I can voice my disapproval of Smisa as much as I want (the wonders of living in a free country) 3) I don't wear knickers, I wear Y fronts that were white when I bought them but are now a light grey. In any case one being mistrusting of Smisa has no connection to any bladder problem. 4) You are probably correct but I find it arrogant in the extreme if any Smisa follower thinks that everyone who follows our beloved club will bow to Smisa with unquestioning loyalty. I cannot be the only one who does not trust them. 5) Let's hope so. Initially I am sure it will. I am also sure that before long petty divisions will occur amongst people who couldn't keep a "ring fenced" promise and hide behind "but we voted on it" nonsense. Smisa is doomed to fail and I hope against hope that my beloved club is not damaged beyond repair whilst Smisa collapses around it in a web of jealousy and infighting. Now lets crack on with the rest of our Tuesday, crack on with the rest of our Tuesday indeed.
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    Photographs of The Past and Present

    Now there is a term I have not heard in a long time!
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    What happens if we raise the funds early?

    I am fully aware that Smisa changed it's own goalposts. Worrying trend is it not. The only saving grace being that for now Smisa is currently a harmless entity with a pipe dream, let us hope against hope that this pipe dream never becomes a reality. One really worries when an organisation makes a cast iron promise only to change it, perhaps Smisa should be negotiating Brexit!
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    Photographs of The Past and Present

    Sanctimonious, sanctimonious indeed
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    St. Mirren v Spartans Betfred Cup 17/7/18

    Our forum friend made a highly relevent point. Your typed attack on our mutual forum friend was unjust, unjust indeed. PS: I have recently learned of an organisation called "the open university" give it a try.
  7. TediousTom

    Jordon Brown

    Not more common, just more medical awareness now. Anyway good news for him and his family, good news indeed. Play on lad, play on indeed
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    Photographs of The Past and Present

    I remember this well..... I recall sitiing in the waiting room with one of my former wives around 1967/1968 when a well kent Paisley alcoholic (Jeanie the bag was her name, she always hadnbag with her and a dug, a wee Jack Russell) had a shit on the platform. Anyway it was exceptionally funny because she squatted down, released her turd and then fell back on it thus squelching said turd into the crevice of her skinny arse. The turd as I recall was rather large, enough to imprint a butterfly effect on her arse along almost refilling her bony crack. She then shouted abuse at a tree before standing up and pulling her trousers up, which now contained said turd almost in it's entirety. Has anyone else witnessed a female shitting on a train platform? I count myself lucky, lucky indeed.
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    What happens if we raise the funds early?

    A suggestion. If funds are raised early why not give the extra monies to Gordon Scott who has been and clearly is a wonderful chairman. Then fcuk off and give us all peace. Smisa are a shitpot of altering opinions who are already going back on ring fenced promises. The "look at me" wall is a disgrace that should be torn down and the class split between premium and normal members identifies Smisa as...well..a shitpot. Smisa have been a great organisation in the past that did very good and just things for our club when the club really needed it, well done. Now it it is time to halt your dreams of domination. The moment premium members were offered an invite to any event before those who perhaps could not afford it identified you as an organisation of spunkstains. I have zero faith in you and I view you as a great threat to Paisley's greatest insitution. Piss off Smisa, piss off indeed
  10. Great discussion my forum friend, great discussion indeed For me it is a top six or not far off. My reasoning behind this is that we have a great chairman who backs his manager (I evidience this by the fact that we signed 11 players during the January window last year, what great confidence to show) . It will be a great season, even if I dont knowwho the majority of my team are come kick off versus Dundee Come on ye Saints, Come on ye Saints indeed PS Smisa are Cnuts...now we have a great Chairman let us trap him forever
  11. TediousTom

    St. Mirren Park.

    No they did not.....well spotted young man, well spotted indeed I am off to slap myself hard on the ballsack as a punishment for my stupidity
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    David Nicol To Stand Down..........

    There you go staunchly defending old Smisa again. One must admire your total unwavering dedication to "the cause". You could be useful, you could be useful indeed..
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    A positive suggestion (Fan engagement)

    TF: Hello Mr Tedious it's Tony Fitzpatrick here, I just want to thank you for renewing your season ticket Me: What's that son I cannae hear you TF: Hello Mr Tedious it's Tony Fitzpatrick here, I just want to thank you for renewing your season ticket Me: No son ah'm no hearin you TF: Hello Mr Tedious it's Tony Fitzpatrick here, I just want to thank you for renewing your season ticket Me: You want to thank me for renewing a treason picket? TF: I just want to thank you for renewing your season ticket Me: whit's that fur TF: From the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co, thanks very much for your continued support Me: No I do that online, who is this TF: Its Tony, I know you do it online Sir, I was just phoning to say thank you Me: No mate, I do it online TF: Yes thank you, goodbye Me: Who is this, hello, Netta is that you hen, hello TF: (hung up) Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Me: I never meant what I said Netta, we will be together again soon TF: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr Me: Netta, Netta can you hear me TF: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr Me: Netta, Netta, Ohhhh Netta I cannae lose you again, Netta TF: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  14. TediousTom

    St. Mirren Park.

    Yes I do. The day we beat Rangers on Christmas eve and the day we beat Celtic 4-1 as well as Billy Mehmet slotting home a penalty to defeat Celtic 1-0 in the Scottish cup were very special occasions. Also the day we lifted the Scottish Championship trophy to return us to the top division, all of these occasions culminate in making our wee stadium very special, very special indeed.
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    David Nicol To Stand Down..........

    I reckon he is basing that upon your rampant support of all things Smisa. Me he is having a go at for comic value. Clearly you are ripe for the brainwashing and as such you will be a worthwhile foot soldier as I command you to commit various atrocities in the name of Smisa. Yes a fool man who carries out orders without question is useful to maniacal overlords like me. Smisa will adorn your walls, adorn you body (by means of tattoo's) as it already adorns your mind. Smisa own you boy and Smisa demands your service. Your in the Smisa now! Vote Tom and I will promote you to the rank of Bobby Dawson.