Dirty Sanchez
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A bloke's enjoying a pint of bitter in the pub when a woman comes up to the table, puts her bum over his glass and breaks wind. She then walks away and stands at the bar. The fella goes up to her and says: "You fart in my Whitbread?" And she replies: "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson."
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In other news, the Allies have retaken Rangoon from the Japanese.
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F*ck Royal Mail and all who sail in her.
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A new pair of my trademark, black 501s.They'll be too big for the monkey bastard, but they should do OK on ebay.
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F*ck Royal Mail and all who sail in her.
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To be fair, only f*ck the particular employee who stole my parcel. In fact, f*ck his boss for the shitty 'investigation' into it as well.
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Spotted Kirk Broadfoot buying a bike from Evans at Braehead last night. I always wondered who the f*ck could afford their prices.
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You could get a half decent car on the road for the price of some their bikes.
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Why whenever I see that Advert with Scottie McClue am I reminded of Shull?
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I wonder how many of his listeners actually realised that he was just a guy called Colin Lamont, playing a fictional character with name Scotty McClue.
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Why whenever I see that Advert with Scottie McClue am I reminded of Shull?
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Thought I heard him on Sportsound years ago. Turned out to be f*cking Wallace Mercer. Vocal doppelganger.
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