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TediousTom

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  1. On 8/13/2021 at 9:44 PM, faraway saint said:

    Why does this matter?

    Are you really trying to say stewards should be staunch St Mirren supporters? 🙄

    To be fair he raised an excellent point.

     

    I would like the stewards to be provided by a reputable company who provide adequate training to the staff.

     

    I can't be arsed reading any more of the thread but I just wanted to inform you that his point was far better than the credit you so obviously did not give it.

     

    Whens the next game?

  2. I am still waiting on a reply to my e-mail.  To be fair I only sent it on the 9th July so is it really that long?  I mean at midnight tonight it will ONLY be a an entire month!

    Of course I have also phoned, no answer of course.  I have left my phone number after the message whereby you are assured someone will call you back.  No call received of course.  Oh and I did pop down to the stadium with an offer to pay the full amount there and then, only to be turned away with "you need to send an e-mail".  

     

    Customer service is as good as Cole Kpekewa is at football!!!!

  3. 4 hours ago, linwood buddie said:

    Why’s that?

    Presumably he/she believes in a theistic being, a creator, an overlord if you like.  

     

    I also assume that he/she wishes said theistic being, creator, overlord to somehow help our club.

     

    Whilst I don't believe any of that pish, if I did I would wish for the same thing.  Would it not be great if a theistic being or any c**t for that matter finally responded to my e-mail to renew my season ticket!!!!!

  4. I have not followed the strip scandal at all.

     

    What over priced t-shirt will I no be buying this year?

     

    I saw some fandan getting a bit upset on the old facebooks due to the fact that we wore a red strip at home to Dunfermline.  Some people really are twats.

     

     

     

     

  5. On 8/21/2019 at 9:03 AM, faraway saint said:

    Received this cracking job offer this morning, this is the 4th or 5th offer I've had over the last few years, all very similar.

    No interview, no real details of the job and, this is the key issue, asking for fees for visas.

    I replied in a very nice manner..........................don't think I'll hear from this lot again.

    MAERSK OIL MIDDLE EAST OFFER LETTER (1). 541.37 kB · 27 downloads

    I am sorry to hear you are in need of a job.  This particular job seems just too good to be true so it's probably shite.  In my day you could walk out of one job on a Friday and have a start on the Monday.  That was true unless you were a catholic right enough, those poor buggers had less options, they had to wait until the Tuesday!  That said those "start on Monday" jobs were all pish with an appalling rate of pay.  The mills were an awful place to work but we all did it at some time or other.  Great job for a young man as you couldn't fail to get your hole but the money was always pish.  I imagine all those mill girls I did will have more dreepy breasts than genuine hips these days but those were the days.  

     

    Anyway my bloody season ticket still hasn't come through, in fact the electronic mail I sent from my my AOL account has not been acknowledged.  If they cannae reply to my electronic mail then I doubt they can be arsed sticking me in a ballot.  I smell sweaty baws on that one.  Slightly whiffy and unrespectful sweaty baws indeed.

     

    Stay safe fellow Budmeisters, the Covid didnae get me so far!

     

     

  6. It will all be fine.  Stop whining like little spoilt mill whores.  

     

    In other news my stools have been long and nicely "nipped" at each end of date.  Almost comfortable to pass, in fact pleasurable indeed.  This mornings offering didn't even register itself on the paper.  

     

     

  7. I have received f**k all from the club re: ST renewal.  Not one letter!!!

     

    I also have been watching the Euros so I have managed to live without this forum.....anyway just tried to register for next years season ticket and the bastarding thing closed yesterday,  Am I unable to renew because I seem to have missed a 4 day window I was not lettered about?

     

    Also the same price as last year? shitty arse cheeks that's pish!  

     

    Edited to add:  The incredibly smart guy below has pointed out that the window I knew f**k all about was 10 days and not 4.  

  8. I agree with the  positive sentiments shown in this thread.

     

    Great news, well deserved and can only be good for the image of our club amongst the ranks of professional footballers/

     

    Well done Mr McGrath and thank you for your services thus far.

     

     

  9. On 5/19/2021 at 7:23 PM, truesaint said:

    Anyone wanting to enter a team to bandwarmy dream team mini league. Use pin EU53U7PN

    I have entered my team early which is daft as potential injuries beforehand but if interested then start thinking about the groups and what players/teams you think will perform. Points allocated on Sun dreamteam website dreamteamfc.com

    Might not need pin as have made public for time being - just search for bandwarmy in join league if you want to enter. 

    Free to play and cash prizes up for grabs.

    Is this one of those fantasy football things?

     

    If so can you post a link?  

  10. Good bit of business this.

     

    I saw some so called "fans" on the old book face giving him pelters of late and it led to wonder if we always had such ill informed bellend's amongst our support!  I concluded that we probably did it was just that in the good ol' days of real poverty and regular power cuts we didn't have such a thing as social media!!!!!

     

     

    Anyway great to see him staying.  

  11. On 5/19/2021 at 2:24 PM, lenziebud said:

    What a pile of shyte. Get over yourself. Morton are no different to any other football club. neanderthal nonsense.

    For what its worth I am glad to see Ian Murray do well at Airdrie also. 

    I smell wanker

  12. I watched it...not too much to tickle the baws about.

     

    Airdrie missed a couple of sitters though, one boy had a square heid and headered past when it was easier to score and on another occasion an Airdrie player "howked" the baw past when it was a fairly easy volley.  

     

    As much as Airdrie are a club with racist supporters who would gladly wreck George Square (if they had the numbers) I was still less than happy to see them lose to that drug dependent shower of benefit claimants from the shitey bit of the Clyde.  Normally I would wish Gus McPherson well, the same for Stephen McGinn but I cannot bring myself to wish for any joy for that sub human shower.  

     

     

     

     

  13. I wonder if Paul Weller likes Jam.

     

    I remember the wee Golly from Robertson's jam fondly.  The Golly is seen as somewhat racist these days but I cannot help but think of it fondly.  I wonder if Paul Weller ever thinks of the Golly?  

     

    Wasn't overly fond of the golden shred right enough.  I wonder if Paul Weller has even tried golden shred?

     

     

     

     

     

  14. On 5/12/2021 at 9:10 PM, wee bud 62 said:

     

    Maybe now all you people who worship him will wake up and smell the coffee. His team selection and tactics are absolutely shocking. Time we had a proper manager. He’s had more money to spend than any manager for a very long time, signed at least 6 strikers and we still don’t have any threat. Not good enough

     

    A walloper posts amongst us.

     

    Ladies, gentlemen, and happy clappers, I give you a gilt edged, dyed in the wool walloper of the highest order. The wallopers walloper.  

     

    A walloper so wallopery that Dougie Ross would call him a friend.

    A walloper so wallopery that Jens Paesleck wouldn't even come near enough to steal his watch if he were lying gouching on heroin with a Rolex Oyster on.

    A walloper so wallopery that people would choose to sit beside Shull on a bus rather than this walloper.

    A walloper so wallopery that that one would swim at Michael Barrymore's before sharing a coffee (or some other hot beverage) with this walloper.

    A walloper so wallopery that one would move to Greenock before living next to this cnut.

    A walloper so wallopery that one would trust Monica Lewinsky to wash her dress rather than converse with this cnut.

     

     

     

  15. 2 minutes ago, TediousTom said:

    That's it turned aff.

     

    We actually played well in phases but by Christ we are pish up front.  That header that Obika missed, FFS Gary McVie would have scored it.

     

    Jay Henderson looks quality...

     

    2 minutes ago, StanleySaint said:

    2-1 why do we wait until we are 2 down before we start playing?

    That's it back on

  16. 1 hour ago, faraway saint said:

    First big result"down sowf' is Hartlepool with a massive win for the Conservatives.

    Seems, despite the difficult year for everyone, plenty have faith in the Conservative party. 

    Hartlepool has never had a Conservative MP for almost 50 years. 

    This is exactly why we need away from these clowns,

     

    Hartlepool is NOT a modern, swinging urban utopia but rather a Northern (southern for us) working class area with all the social problems that come from governmental neglect.

     

    Despite all this, they still vote Tory.  We need away.  f**kit lets do it this afternoon as soon as SNP win the election up here.

     

     

  17. 29 minutes ago, Slash said:

    Did Gus not want rid of Kenny McLean? I’m sure Gus sometimes fielded less substitutes rather than promote anything from the academy.

    Yes I recall that well.  Did he not let Kenny's contract run down and he was re-signed by wee Danny?

     

    My recollection may be faulty but something in my auld heid is tingling away

  18. On 4/22/2021 at 7:01 PM, faraway saint said:

    We're looking at a summerhouse for the garden and a must is to have WIFI for various reasons.

    Just read an article which gives a few reasonable, and inexpensive, solutions.

    Has anybody had any experience of anything like this?

    The new summerhouse will be approx. 10m from the house.

    The walls of the house are stone and are about 12"-14" thick so out current router barely get's into the garden, never mind strong enough to service various electrical devices 10m away. 

     

     

    Many years ago I knew someone who had a slight speech impediment, he was also a bit an arse.  You know the type, had to have the biggest motor, talked about it all the time, likes to tell you what his house was worth etc etc.

     

    Anyway he had a big shed built in his back door and unlike any normal person he called it his shummerhouse (summerhouse).

     

    One warm summer Monday morning we had the age old conversation, started by "what did you get upto at the weekend?".  

    I probably answered something like "watched St Murn get beat, couple of pints, ordered a chinese meal".

     

    Arse boy proclaimed "me and the wife had a shit in the shummerhouse".  

     

    Made me laugh, still makes me laugh, made me laugh and still makes me laugh indeed.

     

     

     

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