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In decending order>>>

5. She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better, After Every Beer

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

:zorro

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1/Sweet Home Caravana

2/The Coward of Ross County

3/ Shitkickers Waltz( copyright B.Connolly)

4/I was 8 years old and the shot my paw,an they shot my old dog too

5/ 7 sisters for 7 brothers ( copyright GMFC)

and so on...

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1/Sweet Home Caravana

2/The Coward of Ross County

3/ Shitkickers Waltz( copyright B.Connolly)

4/I was 8 years old and the shot my paw,an they shot my old dog too

5/ 7 sisters for 7 brothers ( copyright GMFC)

and so on...

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Nice one !!

Heres some more - numbers 10 - 6

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

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and here is the last of them up to number sixteen

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night, That Chewed my Ass All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better, Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

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1/ I snort the line ( George O'Boyle)

2/ I have a checkered past..much the same as my shirt

3/ Fiat Bravo

4/ Wullies Bandido moustache

5/ A shot of sasperilla an a really dirty cow. :lol:

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1/ I snort the line ( George O'Boyle)

2/ I have a checkered past..much the same as my shirt

3/ Fiat Bravo

4/ Wullies Bandido moustache

5/ A shot of sasperilla an a really dirty cow.  :lol:

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Enough !! you win <_<:lol::lol::blink::o:wink:

  • 3 weeks later...
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In lieu of the country fermers coming to Love St On Saturday...

1/ Amex is my middle name.....jethro is my first

2/ We used to be a Capital...but now we're just a shithole

3/ 99% of Gargoyles look like Owen Coyle

4/ Promise me son not to plow the field I done

5/ Ye can tell I am a sherriff cos my Pringle is embossed

mare to follow....Yeeeehaaa

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