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Top 5 Things To Say To Cockles1987 In The Pub


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1. It’s YOUR round, ya fat bastard.

2. Is it no’ about time you got the beers in, Stevie, ye’ve bought f**k aw aw night.

3. Why dae you wear a jacket with so many pockets? Is it so ye cannae find yer money when you’re on the bell?

4. Yer skint cos you’ve got maintenance to pay? Shoulda taken precautions then, ya dumb fúck.

5. Fúck off, ya fat cúnt. Jist cos, awright?!

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