Reidy1987 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 11. I'm Still Missing You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here. 7. If I Had Shot You When I first Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now. 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure. 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. And, the Number-One Favorite Country Song of 2004 was: 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Have Woke Up With A Few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Howdy Pardner, You forgot ' Dolly Parton's tits' by McLean & McLean.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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