faraway saint

That's that then, dry!

here's the bot tole, it's fecking empty, get me another...........

I'll see ye on the doctors couch, we'll never get over it...........start a thread.

You're way past young..........all that bevvy has taken it's toll.

We are the...........

Maybe you need shorter motto?

Seems you, and plenty others, forgot that last Monday..........but it was funny.

Unlike you last Meltdown Monday?

But wid he buy you the normal dozen?

he widnae gie a blind hen a worm.......

You would go buy another one, sorted.

2nd bottle?

We've been selt for ages, no sign of anything changing?

She deserves a medal that woman..............

How would you know?

Get them in Kendo, I'm thirsty, f**k Shull, he disnae drink.

Your birthday obviously?

Minging drunk March..........woo hoo

Then Low Self esteem Sunday.............time to break the cycle...........

Can't wait for Flat on my arse Friday.......

Is meltdown Monday done yet...................Tramadol Tuesday?

You fall doon easily, man up

This is the right place for fools..............

and moist.................