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1/ No more xmas tunes.....thank feck!

2/ ye kin now give yer liver a wee Holiday

3/ No more xmas special shows on TV( Pile a tosh anyway)

4/ All that tinsel and guff is shelved for another year

5/ Last but certainly not least.....it's now 2006..... when we go on to win the Championship! :DB)

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1: It's pish

2: I have to work anyway

3: I'm skint

4: Got f*ck all pressies

5: Have finished all my malt (that I bought myself)

Actually those are 5 reasons why I can't stand the season, here's 5 why I'm glad it's over.

1: Payday is in sight

2: The neighbour's 20 foot high inflatable garden santa has been deflated

3: I can tell what day of the week it is again (just about)

4: Tradesmen are back at work, so I can finally get a spark to install the new cooker that's been sitting doing hee haw since Dec 23rd, the Bird's Eye microwave Turkey Dinner for one was magic by ra way !!!

5: It's almost a year til that pish comes around again.

Bah, bloody humbug to ya !!!! :wink:

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1: It's pish

2: I have to work anyway

3: I'm skint

4: Got f*ck all pressies

5: Have finished all my malt (that I bought myself)

Actually those are 5 reasons why I can't stand the season, here's 5 why I'm glad it's over.

1: Payday is in sight

2: The neighbour's 20 foot high inflatable garden santa has been deflated

3: I can tell what day of the week it is again (just about)

4: Tradesmen are back at work, so I can finally get a spark to install the new    cooker that's been sitting doing hee haw since Dec 23rd, the Bird's Eye microwave Turkey Dinner for one was magic by ra way !!!

5: It's almost a year til that pish comes around again.

Bah, bloody humbug to ya !!!! :wink:

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And ye've no got me Big Jackie the Birds penalty kickers yet :angry:

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