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Top 5 Things Not To Say To Pompey..


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Guest saint hits the net

1: So, were you ever a member of the P.L.O

2: Anyway, did i tell you about the guy who was circumsized and caught his manhood in his zip ?

3: Do you know even Frankie Howard used to say "Up Pompei" ?

4: Do you know Stuart Gilmour was asking about you - via a hitman.

5: Us: The guys were gonnae gie you a kicking but decided to throw a die and give you a chance.

Pompey: Meaning ?

Us: If you throw between one and five you get a doing.

Pompey: And if I roll a six I go free ?

Us: Naw, if you roll a six you get to throw again.

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