Top 5 Foods For Good/bad s***es

[ST SID]

Having had a particularly pleasant jobby late this morning, slipped out nicely with no fuss, a good solid consistency and no potential for dangleberries, I thought I'd share a few thoughts on the right food for the exhilirating shanks experience.

1. Flemish Beef Stew - responsible for this mornings chilled oot session.

2. South Indian Garlic Chilli - excellent spicy but tasty dish from Ashoka, for the Xtreme toilet experience

3. Good old mince, colcannon and peas - a perfect blend of the rough and the smooth, however get the mix wrong and it can be potentially explosive

4. Beef Olives with brussell sprouts - entertain your friends and family with a bras band ensemble

5. St Sid's secret recipe chilli con carne - the trick is to eat shitloads of wholemeal pitta bread to get the right blend of consistency and titilation, do not under any circumstances pass on the pitta bread, , as this will result in carpet bombing.

[The Vice President of USA]

Good

I find myself eating Bangers'n'mash on Sundays to firm me up after boozing and eating too much spicy stuff over the weekend.

I supposed any bland stodgy food would do the same.

BAD

Chicken Tikka Madras, who ordered the broken glass!

Anything with Kidney Beans, I don't think I digest them.

Donner Calazoni, A Mad Max experience, The First One is Good, Second not so bad, Third is terrible, You hope to god there is not a fourth

Doing the Cabbage Soup diet, I couldn't cough or sneeze without worry.

[houston_bud]

thai red curry is always a bad 1. it's not so much a s***e more of fart then a splash. leaving ur arse looking like a japanese flag.

it should come with a warning of "MAY SINGE BUM HAIRS!"

[Bongo Cornholio]

Some of the unwashed in my work smell as if they've had a jobby curry with a side order of turd pakora most mornings.

And that's just their Gr**n*ck breath...........