ST SID Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 I dedicate this thread to the newly founded JB's Country & Western Club. 1. Long Black Veil - Johnny Cash 2. Mama Tried - Merle Haggard 3. Good Hearted Woman - Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson 4. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Ewan MacColl 5. Marty Robbins - El Paso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 Barred fae JB's with that kinda patter Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 You really should listen to the lyrics on some C &W songs. Absolutely hilarious without trying to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Top 25 C & W Song Titles: 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! 24. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling 23. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 22. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - Sowe're even 21. Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 20. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 19. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles 18. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 17. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 16. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 15. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better 14. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 12. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here 11. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You 10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 09. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You 08. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 07. Please Bypass This Heart 06. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 05. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 04. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 03. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 02. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer 01. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Your excuse or the wife's? Think number 24 might have been a hit for NSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 checking out - see number 25 Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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