simon templar

Couldn't even name ONE!! The Football Factory's not a football film, it's a football violence film. But it's the best, if you want to include it... Oh my!!... I'll have upset some of the fannies with that...

Is it not surely this one...? As used by our very own Big Fras...? Souness shouted:"I'll f**king see you at Ibrox, Abercromby !" Billy laughed at him and said "I don't see anyone holding you back !"

It is the drink of gentlemen...

Couldn't possibly list even ONE top single malt... Whisky tastes like shit... Give me a Courvoisier any day...

Malt whisky..... The drink of fuds...

Or as it's also known, using the 'Celtic tactic' when the Jap is playing...

My thoughts exactly... Are you just copying my posts...?

Explain...?

Could be a great signing... If only for his free-kick taking ability, cos ours are f**king shite at the moment... Let's hope he can take corners as well...

Modern technology, eh...?

Poor choice of word perhaps, Dave...?

1. I'm worried that somebody will try and snap Dargo up in the January transfer window... 2. Andy Dorman certainly wasn't a one season wonder, was he...? 3. I think this could finally be the year that Hearts or Hibs make a challenge for the league title, and show that they aren't an embarrassment to the country's capital city... 4. Kilmarnock really deserve their place in the top flight don't they? Just like Inverness Caley Thistle and Falkirk. And Hamilton... 5. The new strip looks great this season, doesn't it...? And just for good measure, no. 6, from simon templar... I really wish I hadn't shagged any girls who go to Love Street...

Was it not after that game that Norrie McCathie was found dead. Not literally after the game, but that weekend?

"The state of the pitch could end up being the cause of us losing points at some stage in the season" - f**k knows how we're fifth in the league! How f**king long can this go on before we get found out!?

Oh well, I suppose it couldn't go on forever...

Public Enemy - 'Rebel Without A Pause' And it's loud as f**k...! I'm gonna bust a cap in some mutha's ass tonight...

You really do have good taste, don't you...?

New Order - 'Love Vigilantes' Now that's what you call a f**king tune...

Pish, I'm afraid...

Make them good, honest, hard-working pros...

That song is bollocks...

The Killers - 'Bones'

I'm listening to The Arcade Fire... f**king magic!