Guest AC Doyle Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 1. Paul Weller (jam were a good band - his solo stuff is rank not to mention his embarrassing nonsense with Style Council. 2. Joe Strummer (half decent band, Joe had no talent and lacked the presence of his comtemporaries - a better front man would have truly made The Clash a legendary band.) 3. Bono (Quite simply a breast of a human being with his daft buggy sunglasses) 4. Liam Gallagher (Toneless CLOWN!) 5. Kurt Kobain (Dead and all the better for it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 I completely disagree with all 5. They are all legends, IMO. He has silly sunglasses? Aww, he must be shite then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AC Doyle Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 I completely disagree with all 5. They are all legends, IMO.He has silly sunglasses? Aww, he must be shite then! 182885[/snapback] Although you don't have silly sunglasses you still smell of rat-shit from your bin-raking exploits. I fail to see your point. Bono is a screeching harpie with an inflated opinion of his talent. He sings like he is shitting a particularly rotund Morton fan like yourself - sideways. A complete screamer just like the crackhead bint that was Whitney Houston. U2 in general have all the creativity of a coked up grumbleweed. Anyway your taste is shit, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) Arthur, as Sherlock once said in, I think it was The Hound of the Baskervilles, you're a knob. Edited July 29, 2005 by DongaTon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Having just read that book I can inform you that it says nothing of the sort but DOES say:- “Holmes, with fevered passion, proclaimed ‘Watson, Dartmoor, with the foul Grimpen Mire, is quite the most God forsaken place in the world’. Watson glared in bewilderment at his companion before stating ‘Fúck me, Holmes, you obviously haven’t been to Greenock have you? You’d never solve a case there. And that cúnt Dongaton? He wears pished on t-shirts. Why would anyone want to listen to him?’ ‘Hmm. Very fúcking perceptive, Watson.’ Holmes concurred†True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 "Lemon entry, my dear Watson." One of the finest punchlines ever. I did NOT fcking wear the pished on T shirt, ok man? I chucked it away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 A certain Mr. Proctor (engaged to the daughter of a well-known moderator of this very website) would dispute that fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 1/ Tony Blair 2/ George Bush 3/ Arthur Scargal 4/ Maggie Thatcher , woman are ok on the list I take it ? 5/ Jack McConnel the president of Scotland or at leat this wa-nker thinks he is. These are the real bad front men , aye Maggie is a man an oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 A certain Mr. Proctor (engaged to the daughter of a well-known moderator of this very website) would dispute that fact. 182970[/snapback] Yes indeed, you don't have to spell it out for me, he's one of my best mates and we've went over this before... He was being a little economical with the truth. Mind you, ask him about the shirt I was wearing on Sat night. Turned up late for a barbie and didn't have time to iron the fcker - I thought it looked fine. You going to the wedding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 You going to the wedding? 183612[/snapback] Mayb, maybe. Who wants ta know, ya fúckin' smelly Greenock bástard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 I'll be sure to pass that on to 50 percent of the congregation! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chorr Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 1. Paul Weller (jam were a good band - his solo stuff is rank not to mention his embarrassing nonsense with Style Council.2. Joe Strummer (half decent band, Joe had no talent and lacked the presence of his comtemporaries - a better front man would have truly made The Clash a legendary band.) 3. Bono (Quite simply a breast of a human being with his daft buggy sunglasses) 4. Liam Gallagher (Toneless CLOWN!) 5. Kurt Kobain (Dead and all the better for it) 182851[/snapback] Fair points you make on 1 to 4, but can't agree with number 5. Just my personal opinion of course, but I think he was a genius. My own top 5 would be: 1. Chris Martin 2. Chris Martin 3. Chris Martin 4. Chris Martin 5. Chris Martin Sorry, but I really can't stand that bed-wetting little prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 You're right, mate - he's far too sensitive. All that pish, I mean, Apple? APPLE? Personally, I think he should stick a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains to f**k all over the place, for his wife and child to find when they come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AC Doyle Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Personally, I think he should stick a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains to f**k all over the place, for his wife and child to find when they come home. 184920[/snapback] Issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 You might want to read Chorr's post again, Master Doyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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