EL NOMBRE

TL was wearing the black top last week at Spartans......amazingly it still fits him! It was a touch of class that top though! Would love to see it make a comeback....even as a retro thing via Provan sports!

........aye that'll be right! Ye'll be wantin me tae sit on yer knee at Christmas next ya auld perv!

Haw you.....that's ma Aunty June and Nancy!

All of the Golden Girls!

Aye.................... I'll leave her fur you!

always happy to help out a damsel in distress Wullie.....you know me mate!

1/ Gloria Hunniford 2/ Diana Rigg 3/ Joanna Lumley 4/ Judy Finnegan ( before she put on the beef ) 5/ Catherine Deneuve

Congratulations John.....you win a Walnut Whip! ......knew someone would do it!

See I was thinking.....I must have been good at the guitar at least 5 times....so me then. (foldy arms smilie)....so ther!

I tried to click on that and it came up " Page not responding "......shows ye how bad the bib really was!....even PC'S hate it.

.....SID Champions the cause of the big chain stores! So much for principles!

The Animals....House of the Rising Sun Kirsty McColl....New England Van Halen....You Really Got Me Jimi Hendrix....Johnny B Goode David Gray.....Say Hello Wave Goodbye

Further up.....just down from Phelps the butchers....next to that Cash Converters(pawn shop) thing.

Aye well there's the one in causeyside st...across fae Lush.Or the one up at Paisley uni right at the fromt gate.Both dae PC builds and repairs,upgrades aw that mularkey.Mibbae they can help ye out! Failing that.......buy an aw day ticket...an head for the bright lights of Braehead! Ye might get luck at that game shop next tae Burtons....if ye can be arsed fighting yer way through a sea of shellsuits.

Probably Dixons....unless ye want to try one of those PC shops that build and repair stuff.They might have one. Failing that yer going to PC World.

Napalm Death are everything that's wrong with Rock music now......don't even sing they just grunt into a microphone...while the rest just thrash away on drums bass and a guitar on a dropped D tuning!......PISH!

Aye.....they were fabby doo!

Yeah....turned out only to be a " flesh wound "....made a rare noise on the floor though!

OOOPS.......

1/ When comparing your ticket with other peoples on the Bus...exclaiming in a rather loud voice..." How thick is yours in millimetres? " 2/ When our REAL keeper appears at half-time to warm up....after I shouted " Smudger"....getting all embarassed and hiding behind a wee lassie! 3/ Being the only one to fall on their arse on the grassy slopes of the West bank...much to the amusement of our fans! 4/ Back at the pub...buying a Smirnoff Ice...only to miss your glass and pour half of it on the floor. 5/ Then proceeding to drop your moblie on the pub floor as it scatters into a Hundred pieces! The above person shall obviously remain nameless......to spare their blushes! Although I suspect the person concerned has another beamer as they read this so mibbae I should have classed this topic as a Top 6!

I'm getting dizzy now!

Yeah man!.....like cool Daddio.....

And He wears clogs.What more Reason do ye need tae hate the guy!

Don't feel bad I still have a ticket roll from my school bus........mind they used tae give ye one at the summer holidays.....kinda ah go daft with it! That said despite my best efforts can I get the thing to look like an all day ticket!

See there ye have it folks......why no person on the rigs can get a feed!.....Wullie is aw Showbiz!