The Sandman

I think Mill St's finest just use the NHS, unless they've bought BUPA cover and end up in Rosshall........................

Your a legend AI, every since you were a wee maddy running about Causeyside St...............

As a Hammer as well as a Bud, I'm concerned that Mr C appears to be dropping Es..............................

Thank you, oh horse like child..........................

They only stream........................... Slightly pished last evening Mr Singer................................

If anyone has them, could they please send me them............... Ta.................

I used to be your postie back in the day and I don't recall any Christmas tips.................... At say, a five spot a year, 86, 87, 88 with twenty one years interest, I reckon I'm due £3142.67.............. We'll call it £3k, I'll be in Jaybees after the Accoies game.....................

The odd numbered closes in the square were the most disgusting in the history of Paisley, made Craigilea Drive look like Pall Mall..............................

Bryce's, where the scores used to be watched in the window apres Love St...........................

With snide info, toothache.............................

Air Rifles, my hole..................................... It was shotguns, you can still see marks on the buildings opposite......................... It was a family of nutters from a quaint little town that's now in East Renfrewshire, that were behind it...........................

I can't win....................................

Top edit.................................

2-1 to me, methinks..........................

Wnker......................................

CLICK HERE TO VIEW.......... Scroll down to comment 25 where some tool has a go at JR regarding the grammatical standards on his blog............................... He himself makes a bigger arse of it fom his first word as he's failed to use the Cap Lock.............. May I suggest a barrage of BBC friendly abuse.....................................

Mrs McPherson funnily enough, the last classroom looking inward to the playground on the 1st floor............ He left the school after they got hitched in the summer, remember the chart thing in 'The Neilsonian' Bobby's Girl...............................................

Oh, can this pish be shifted please.............................?

Cammy Mac Jordanhill shirt No93 was a wonderful replacement.........................

His wife was my french teacher, she'd still be on NSS' list.......................................