I forgot to post about Press Announcements and Statements. Yes, I agree that you, Sid, would be the best person for that.
Also, Pozbaird would design the strips as well. So that's another for his list of duties.
I'd also like to give a position to Ali DeFoy and Michelle Evans. Not sure what talents Ali has (apart from her superb Modelling talents of course) but Michelle Evans would be top priority in the day-to-day running of the place.
Maybe Keyboard Warrior could be Official Toilet Unblocker.
Thank you, Master Kendo . I don't want any fancy titles or roles at the club. I'll stick to looking pretty and maybe being a servant to Michelle Evans and Ali DeFoy.