Tracy Barlow Loyal

I didn't want to fall for the joke but couldn't resist posting the video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4G_Aa47vfk

Great explanation, Ricardo!

Ok, it's probably the "Bass Player" I meant. I've just always thought of "Bass Players" as being guitarists. Maybe that's wrong, I don't know. I always lump Drummers in with "Percussionists" too.

You're all heart, Shull.

I know this is the same group and song but I just had to post this version too! That guitarist is so mad! It's Christmas 1973 and he's wearing what appears to be a Nazi uniform (look for the armband) and he's as camp as a row of tents! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xahMRWtYw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2XzdkYdBFU

Brilliant!

I'd like to think so.

I find your lack of faith disturbing, Stuart. C'mon - Sid will make sure you get your fair share of Sausage Rolls. You can't say fairer than that!

St. Sid and The Silent Majority will be "Top Dogs" in the CIC/Co-Op/10000 Hours.

Stuart, I think you should reconsider your situation and come back from the Dark Side and re-join us. Someone with your talents aboard the REA CIC-Party Bus would be of great use. You could set an example to others about what we could all be as a Community and how to aid one another to better ourselves.

I forgot to post about Press Announcements and Statements. Yes, I agree that you, Sid, would be the best person for that. Also, Pozbaird would design the strips as well. So that's another for his list of duties. I'd also like to give a position to Ali DeFoy and Michelle Evans. Not sure what talents Ali has (apart from her superb Modelling talents of course) but Michelle Evans would be top priority in the day-to-day running of the place. Maybe Keyboard Warrior could be Official Toilet Unblocker. Thank you, Master Kendo . I don't want any fancy titles or roles at the club. I'll stick to looking pretty and maybe being a servant to Michelle Evans and Ali DeFoy.

Well, I would vote for:- Pozbaird in charge of the Coffee, Tea, Mars Bars and Pies. St. Sid can be in charge of Sausage Rolls and Signing Players. Stuart Dickson could be in charge of all things technical and legal at the Club. The Silent Majority and Lex would be joint responsible for hiring and firing Managers and their Assistants, player training regimes and diets. Kendo would be in charge of Hospitality and responsible for all the Peroni and in charge of a Supporters Bar (if we ever get one). Shull would get an "Executive" position within the Club and have an exclusive "Taxi contract" for all Club staff and Officials. He would of course get free entry to all games as part of his contract as well as double mileage for all taxi-ing duties. Faraway would be the Janitor. Tony Fitzpatrick and Billy Abercrombie would would be "meeters and greeters" at Hospitality.

Its ok, Faraway, I've got them stashed round the back of the house. I'll wait until my neighbours start panicking then flash 'em .

I thought this was going to be similar to Perthshirebell's Gym Changing Rooms stories.

Smokie's a Clown . I went to the local Garage and filled up two Jerry Cans. I don't even have a car and I can't even drive.

How the devil are you, Kendo? You've been keeping low of late have you not? Hope you've not been getting all "all tanked up".

C'mon "Good Ol' Yul"! Come and shower us with your Wild West wisdom!

Good thread, Rick. I was going to start a thread 2 weeks ago after I'd treated 'wor Deirdre and Amy to a trip to the Cinema to see "The Muppets" but changed my mind as I thought that it would just encourage the blackandwhitearmy.com version of The Muppets to pish all over the thread with their emoticons and "aye-naw" nonsense. "The Muppets" was brilliant. Wee Amy didn't quite understand it at first but she got into it, especially with the singing and dancing. She asked me which of the Muppets supported St. Mirren. Deirdre loved it and so did I.

We are ALL Stuart Dickson.

I don't understand your language. You say you're in Foxbar. The folk in Foxbar that I know sound nothing like you. Make sure you don't get a hold of "the precious" again.