Luckily this iPad is kinda backlit.
it appears that Bluto was a fan of Llanfairpwyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/index.php?/search/&q=Llanfairpwyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I can spell Llanfairpwyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
...as you can see.
Plus I've been there, hunners o times.
I can also pronounce Pontcysyllte - as in the viaduct built and engineered by Scotsman Thomas Telford.
And I've been up most Welsh hills and lots of lumps of its rock.
But, in all honesty, I can't see those being of much use for football punditry...
Why? Are the freedom-seekers demanding that instead of putting an 'X' on your ballot paper if you want to vote labour,
you need to put 'LLANFAIRPWYLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH'?