You, being such a fun guy, taking 8-0 as anything but light hearted says everything about you.
I've been to the last two games, have you? The "I've been to more games than you" is about 20 years out of date but if it keeps you happy, fire on.
As I said your regular "I hope I'm wrong" line is a smokescreen for an elvis outlook.
You should maybe grow a pair.