Hibs FC

Nice one guys and girls. Welcome home!

Was only playing on Elvis's username friend. Next time we meet up I will trot out the usual football cliche, you know like the game was shite today! Sorry to everyone for using rude language on your forum.

Elvis Elvis let me be keep your predictions far from me. Can't argue with the king of rock n roll, two nil the good gits. Uh uh uh uh ohhhh yeaaaahhhh Hibs for the cup

A parrot was a present from a friend. Fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive, and those that weren't were... rude. The new owner tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute. Frightened that he might have hurt the bird, he quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said: 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavour at once to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.' Astonished at the bird's change in attitude, the owner was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: 'May I ask what the chicken did?'

Congratulations guys and girls, nice one.

Congratulations guys and girls, nice one! Best of luck in the final.