Reidy1987

Obviously using the same counting system as the Scottish elecions...

I've always spelt it Kennedy's...

And what has 50 legs and smells of pish? The front row at a Daniel O'Donnell concert...

1. Lager 2. Lager 3. Lager 4. Lager 5. Lager

What - full of stuff about Cleo Laine and Johnnie Dankworth?

it says - Is this a step down from four skins?

Never been in the Ferry Inn then? One of my favourites.

Not a Paisley pub but the Stab Inn, aka The Croiss Keys in Renfrew is shut again.

Aye right ye are Bill

Noel Edmonds gets paid a lot of money to take it seriously. What's your excuse?

1. Numpties who take the programme too seriously. Ehm, that's it

It's easy. Don't use the airport taxis. When you've collected your baggage and cleared customs, phone one of the privater companies and wait in front of the Holiday Inn. You won't wait more than 5 minutes and it's cheaper too. Who knows, you might even get HSS. Or Taxi Saint. Or even Shull

Where did it say they need tae be alive

Including the person blocking the view? Anyway... 1. WIllie Carson - iritating wee squeaky-voiced jockey 2. Frankie Dettori - irritating wee squeaky-voiced Italian jockey 3. Allan Ball - irritating wee squeaky-voiced English fitba player 4. Emlyn Hughes - irritating squeaky-voiced Scouse fitba player 5. Mark Lawrenson - see 4.

RIP Mr Purves and condolences to his family.

Today's looks like she's pished

Is that some kind of STI?

1. Ta-dah - Scissor Sisters 2. Razorlight - Razorlight 3. Back to Black - Amy Winehouse 4. Costello Music - The Fratellis 5. These Streets - Paolo Nutini And if you musical snobs don't like my choices. Well, I couldn't give a fúck...

Chicken Pakora Chicken Tikka Calzone Special Fish Supper Donner Kebab and failing any of these... Anything that's left in the fridge...

It's just you

lol

America - Razorlight

1. Get 2. this 3. pish 4. shifted. 5.

1. Fried egg 2. Lorne slice 3. Black puddin 4. Bacon 5. Mushrooms 6. Tomatoes Oops that's 6. But fúckit...

Good answer