Reidy1987

SNAP!!!

It would appear that he also lent Saints the money to sign Mark Yardley - at least I assume that's who he was referring to.

WHAAAAAATTTT??? Cuthbert was mowed down by a Tally van? Does Dubya know???

And why do they ALWAYS wear a swimsuit? I mean who the feck wears a swimsuit to take a bath???

Of course being stuck in thehoose all day I have had the "privilege" of seeing some of those day-time adverts... 1. Thora Hird selling stairlifts 2. Sir John Stalker selling roller shutters and awnings 3. Those adverts for walk-in baths (how the feck do they work???) 4. Life insurance for "over 50s" - "a free carraige clock and no salesman will call" 5. Adjustable beds and chairs and wee electric scooters for folk who can't get about so well... SHRIEEEEEEEKKKK!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing gets past Marvo the Wonder Boy, does it...

1. Closing theme for Minder - "I could be so good for you" 2. Closing theme for Auf Weidersehen Pet - ""That's living all right" 3. Closing theme for Auf Weidersehen Pet 2 - "Back with the boys again" 4. Closing theme for Auf Wiedersehen Pet 3 - "Why aye, man" 5. Top of the Pops in the 1970s - "Whole lotta love" by CCS

Can't remember the title but it's by Booker T and the MGs. Oops - ignore my brilliant insight. I MUST learn to read all of the post.

Can't remember the title but it's by Booker T and the MGs.

1. That Volkswagen advert. "I'm so sorry, I've brought it back. I shouldn't have let you sell it to me so cheap". f**k OFF!!! IF YOUR CARS ARE CHEAP JUST SAY SO!!! 2. On a similar vein, those Skoda adverts. "Honest, it's a Skoda". f**k OFF!!! IF YOUR CARS ARE CRAP JUST SAY SO!!! 3. That Halifax advert with the ugly black guy who has been transformed into a cute wee cartoon character. Sorry, you're STILL an ugly wee b*****d. 4. Tesco. If they think that stupid old woman is going to make me rush out and shop at Tesco, they are sadly mistaken. 5. Fiat. "Don't you want me? Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa". Keep driving doll, he's a tosser.

1. What? No mention for Cuthbert? Wandered about Paisley wearing a sou-wester and carrying a walking stick. Only the daring got too close to him. My maw insists he was some kind of genious but he burnt his brain out with all that cleverness... 2. Wee Dougie. Wee bandy bloke used to sell papers at the top of New Street. His stories were legendary. His son, Zeke, was equally wee and bandy and told equally bizarre stories... 3. The Cardonas (joint award). Not exactly mad, but nutters if you know what I mean. Ehm and very nice blokes too if any of them are reading this. Canny think of any more...

1. Good to see they've stopped flying the Irish flag 2. Come to think of it, Hoopy the Huddle Hound's a great name for a mascot 3. Which one's Henrik Larsson? 4. That was a brave decision by the ref, awarding Saints that last-minute penalty with the score 0-0. 5. That hat really suits you, Div.

1. £10million on bevvy 2. £10million on fast cars 3. £10million on holidays 4. £10million on women 5. Ach I'll just squander the rest. NOTES: 1. I'm assuming it's a triple rollover 2. Yes, I know it's an old joke...

1. Julian 2. Dick 3. Anne 4. George 5. Timmy

One of my lottery winner fantasies if I get the six numbers is to buy a comfortable car, then just to take as much time as I need to explore the whole of the UK, rolling into town and stopping overnight at the best hotel, regardless of expense. The idea is to go wherever you feel like it, to see as much as possible of the unusual, the beautiful and even the ugly, to meet people, and so forth, without any particular plan or itinerary. Then I might do the same thing again for another country. Is your middle name Bryson, by any chance?

In no particular order... 1. Limassol, Cyprus 2. Alcudia, Majorca 3. Sorrento, Italy 4. Maspalomas, Gran Canaria 5. Toronto, Canada Also Austin, Texas. I haven't included it in the list since strictly speaking I wasn't there on holiday (I was there on business for 2 weeks). 6th St has to be seen to be believed...

All national anthems are crap and should be banned.

Blue Stilton Camambert Brie Danish Blue Roqufort

Or "Super Buddies go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious". Pure original that one is...

1. Surprised nobody's mentioned ian Nicholson's late header ar East End Park when we were down to 10 men after Tommy Turner had been sent off. Oh, how we celebrated. 2. Junior Mendes at Raith Rovers. Oh, how we celebrated. 3. Paul McKnight at Ayr. Oh, how we celebrated. 4. Mark Yardley's extra time Ricky Villa impersonation at Crappielow. Oh, how we celebrated. 5. Paul McKnight v Falkirk on the day we opened the new stand (we've 10,000 seats and you've no'). Oh, how we celebrated.

Somner & McDougall Kane & Blair McGarvey & Torrance Baker & Bryceland Yardley & Lavety

The Dickies! How could I forget The Dickies. High-speed covers of just about everything. Remember their version of the Banana Splits Song

I'm racking my brain trying to remember who did that punk version of White Christmas. Anyone???

You've got to be kidding. The first three are all-time classics. You grumpy old git. I'm going to tell Kebabs to make You Ebeneezer in her Panto.

Yep, the guestbook turned into something completely different. A normal guestbook is usually the place for wee one-liners. The Saints Online guestbook took on a life of its own - total mayhem sometimes but great fun none the less. However it's outlived its usefulness and this board is now the place to be.