Reidy1987

My PC keeps randomly rebooting itself. No blue screen of death or messages, it just shuts itself down and reboots. My anti-virus and firewall definitions are up to date so I don't suspect a virus or hack. I'm using Windows XP Home Edition with SP2 and it's up to date as well. Any suggestions?

1. Wee bástard 2. Big bástard 3. Fat bástard 4. Skinny bástard 5. Specky bastard and a bonus 5. Baldy bástard.

Correct! I finally managed to find a ring tone that actually rings

Ach there's nothin wrang wi the Nokia "deedle dee dee deedle dee dee deedle dee dee dee" wan.

Unfortunately, he's from Paisley and he's successful. Which is a mortal sin in the eyes of most folk on here.

Ah thought your favourite place tae pull wis the rig's sauna

Just in fae the pub are we?

Throw it on the ground, jump up and down on it a few times, then flush it doon the lavvie. That should do the trick

Everybody's a fúckin expert these days...

Good to see youse guys as well.

SPS, check your PMs!

Gone!

Yep, keeping my old number and so I don't need the new SIM.

Vodaphone PAYG SIM. Never been activated. First to PM gets it. (and the SIM )

Loads of shagging stuff here...

Beat me to it ya bástard

Hayweigh's has just been gutted in a fire, according to today's PDE.

Ars*hole.

Well I enjoyed both the book and the film. But unlike most people, I realised it was just a story

Still looking great - the years haven't taken their toll at all...

Isn't the New Inn now The Abbey Bar? And I didn't know the Music Academy was a pub...

Become a member of the royal family.

That place was originally built as the new Hibs Hall. Didn't last very long and just about everything that's been there since has been similarly doomed...

That's the guy. He used to keep a photie of himself and Telly Savalas behind the bar

Carnegie's is shut. As is the one on the corner that used to be Ronnie's. Were these in Tom's list?