Reidy1987

Aren't they all?

Other pubs that come to mind... The Cross Bar, where the wee amusement arcade is on St Mirren Street; The Long Bar, in Gilmour Street opposite Sportsters. Surprisingly enough, it was the longest bar in Paisley; The St Mirren Bar, under the railway bridge on Moss Street, a DIY shop now.

Where did anyone say it wasn't in Greenock Road?

I remember when the Elbow Room was the Sheep's Heid. I also remember a pub in Springbank Road called The Vaults (way before my drinking days). And the Bowlers being reopened as a trendy pub called Jorries. You may have mentioned this one Tom and I didn't notice - what was the pub that was on Broomlands Street across from the Crown? Broomlands Bar perchance? I think Jackie Copland owned it for a while but it's now a curry house...

Remember Stringfellow's at the Caledonia Street end of the ground. Think it was also called the Bobbin.

1. The Godfather trilogy - pure unadulterated keech 2. Anything with James Dean in it 3. The James Bond franchise - particularly after Seen Canary chucked it 4. Any silent movie - particularly if Chaplin is in it 5. Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind - What. The. Fúck.

Neither did the Brotherhood of Man...

Aye and that's optional...

Whar's with this "British Open" pish? I take it you're referring to The Open Golf Championship.

Anyway, getting back to shitey pubs. The shiteyest I've ever been in was the old Roxburgh Bar in Greenock. You could have any drink you liked as long as it was dark or clear...

So when you planning your next bevvy in the Tudor and the Park?

I think you'll find he is what he needs to be to suit his purpose. He can even be a lifelong Saints fan when it's absolutely necessary...

What really pisses me off is when folk start blaming the council for the litter.

Apparently folk are now saying that there's an increased risk of drinks being spiked while the drinker is away having a smoke. What a great idea

1. The Charleston 2. The Clachan (Neilston Road variety) 3. The Dooslan Stane (sadly missed - not) 4. The Balnagowan 5. The Tannahill In fact all the pubs on Neilson Road

Ferranti Thistle - Status Quo: Down, Down. Only if we meet them in the cup of course

They won't know what he's talking about...

You been stalkin me in the lavvies again?

There's only one reason... A big ragin hard-on

Winklepickers Chelsea boots Flip-flops Sandals (with white socks of course) Black sandshoes (with the wee elastic bit at the front)

...said in admiration rather than annoyance...

1. Chocolate Hob Nobs 2. Tunnocks Caramel Wafer 3. Chocolate Digestive 4. Kit Kat 5. Mini Cheddars

Wee Barrel Hole in the Wa Bull Inn Stow Brae Wee Howff And two in Renfrew... Ferry Inn Cotton's

Hmmm, need tae find an internet cafe...

I'll be there a week today. Woo-hoo...