simon templar

I chose not to choose bawbag. I chose something else...

That's what I meant...

I am listening to The Blue Nile singing 'Tinseltown'... What an absolutely f**king great tune. I defy anyone not to like it...

Aye but maybe sometimes your CD cabinet should be...

How can you go from...

Anyone else had this problem...? Whenever I log on to any 'Myspace' sites to listen to music, nothing is happening. It says it's loading, then it says it's playing, but the counter doesn't change from 0:00 and no sound comes out... Anyone got any ideas on how to fix? It's a pain in the arse...

Massive Attack - 'Mezzanine' (aye, the whole album...)

You sound like Bernard Tapie...

f**king great tune...

I'd f**king struggle to come up with a player of the year, to be honest...

Good stuff...

I'm listening to... The clock ticking as tomorrow's game approaches slowly. Too slowly...

Dripping, perhaps...?

Unbelievable...!

Oh come on, dmc!! The Farm were a terrible group! I'm disappointed in you!

Rubbish...

Massive Attack - 'Angel' f**king magic...

f**king spot on, that man...

Surely the worst one of all is that of the self-centred 'we're pure dead brilliant, by the way' Glesga wanker? As perfected by nuggets like Elaine C. Smith and shite like 'The Steamie'. It gets right on my tits. f**king big-headed Glasgow c**ts think it makes them sound great as well, which just makes it even more annoying... Also hate Scouse, Brummie, West Country, Norfolk, Irish, Welsh, Fife, Highland, Ayrshire, 'posh' Glasgow, that kind of affected accent that middle-class students use, Scottish radio DJs, etc, etc, etc... You can't beat a Yorkshire accent though... Or that kind of hard-to-place accent that certain English girls have. Sexy as f**k.....!

I'd settle for a scrappy pub...

Faithless - 'Insomnia' "I can't get no sleep..."

The Henrik Larsson... Whenever someone tugs even slightly at your shirt, it takes the power away from your legs and somehow makes you fall! For such a great player, he ruined it all by being a diving bastard, yet the media never picked up on it because they were always too busy kissing his arse...

Don't know if 'missing out' is the phrase I'd use... What about 'getting off lightly'...?