simon templar

You're a tosser... How's that...?

A f**king FANTASTIC song...

I know... Need to waken my brain up!

Oh, right, I get it... Slow as f**k today. Happy birthday.

What's happened to you, dmc...?

Check them out. Not bad at all. Remember seeing lead singer Martin Rossiter on one of those home-improvement-buying type programmes last year. His wife's a f**king nippy cow.

Gene - 'Truth, Rest Your Head'

Scully was f**king magic! Though probably seem shit if you watched it now... Also, anyone remember a drama called, I think, One Summer...? It was about two mates from Liverpool who went on a runner to the countryside. One of them got killed in a stolen car which went up in flames, while the other one got to shag a posh, sexy blonde with long, curly hair...

Arctic Monkeys - 'Leave Before The Lights Come On' What a f**king great new song!

Chemical Brothers - 'Surface To Air' Just the thing to get you going when you're in a lazy bastard mood like I am today...

You're a wank... How's that?

They're both crackers TL.

That's got to be their worst song ever. It annoys the f**k out of me.

Shite group... Socks on cocks, tops off all the time, bunch of fannies...

Well said Greig. Another top tune. The way it keeps building up and building up... Superb.

Chemical Brothers - 'Setting Sun' Oh aye...!

The Strokes - 'Last Night'

I'm looking for one of them...

...are shite

'Downtime' is an American phrase... Makes you sound like a fanny, Dave... And I know you're not...

The Libertines - 'Last Post On The Bugle' Great song.

Spot on.

Interpol - 'Take You On A Cruise'