Eric Arthur Blair

Speaking of which, since there's nothing on worth watching, I'm away to listen to some music. Maybe something by The Smiths.

It was the Hearts fans singing GSTQ quickly followed by Rule Britannia and I was born under a Union Flag.

The Chase has been binned by ITV. Thankfully C4 haven't joined in on the pre-emptive grief and are showing Moneybags.

You know, that's exactly what I thought of at the start of the next episode when she was safe and sound in the back of the ambulance. "That was just like all of those Flash Gordon/Buck Rodgers episodes I used to watch at The Regal on a Saturday morning". However, those serials were aimed at children...Shetland is not. Oh look, there's the "You smoked yer leg aff/Ah'm carpets" guy from Still Game as the explosives expert.

What a load of shite, Tosh is still in the caravan with 8 seconds to go but we are to believe in that time she breaks a window or door and gets far enough clear of the blast that she only has wee burns on her hands. Naw. Henshall's acting is truly woeful at times, really wooden. So is Steven Robinson's, his delivery constantly sounds like he's reading his lines off an idiot board. And WTF is the guy from Casualty's accent all about?

I reckon the new stadium announcer (OK I know he's been here for a while but it was his first solo gig today after Campbell's departure) just got it wrong and read out the wrong figure.

5353 when there were 1400 Hibs fans? I would have said it looked more like just over 6000. Seems very strange that there are a reported 500 fewer home fans than attended the last home game v RC (4557 with 143 away fans).

To anyone who supports Man Utd for no other reason but for vicariously hunting for glory... GIRFUY!!!!

Definitely not 1982, it was long gone by then.

The Scotrail alcohol ban is farcical when other operators in Scotland such as LNER, Lumo, TPE, Caledonian Sleeper and Avanti have no such restrictions.

Jonah makes the SPFL Team of the Week.

At GHR yes. I was one of the 700-odd who was at the Stenhousemuir Challenge Cup game at Love St in 2005.

Planning application and drawings available here.

"Unheated". Going to be lovely from November to March.

Is he not in his 60s now?

1-0 to Airdrie, goal was coming.

Bizarrely they didn't count Greive's as a SOT.

Bet365 say we had 1 on target. I think they've made that up.

Will be serious foul play so a 2 match ban, will miss Edinburgh and Motherwell games.

Did Olusanya win a contest, "be a professional footballer for a day"? The guy looks as if he's never pulled on a pair of boots before. To say he's the new Junior Morias would be an insult to Morias.

Do you live on a steep hill?

We must be sending the u19s or the women's team seeing as we are playing Edinburgh at home at the same time.