Kenny P

That's even more like it.

That's more like it Sid.

Let the Falkirk fkr find it out for himself.

That is crap.......

Your right there......

No Problem.

Well, shut it & go & see every band then.

Depends what you like? HHIBSS, is the only man i know, who likes so many different styles of music - but he is down under just now.

Work 1 month on, 1 month off, then.

, we want a strike on the rigs.

Are they good? Very good, trust me.

A quick web search reveals.....The Coal Porters are playing Paisley, Arts Centre. 27th April 2004, Get yourselves along.

Listening to it now, Sid Griffin, formed a band called The Coal Porters & toured the UK for quite a while, done quite a few gigs in the Toon that i went to, he is big mates with my brother in law & is a sound guy, writes some stuff for Mojo magazine as well. don't know what he is up to now though, i will ask about & get back to you.

£40 and counting, Bajan The beard must go.................

Bajan, if you shaved the beard off you would get £10 out of me as well.

Pokey hat.

Stanstead has good transport links into London by coach or train & has massive car parking space, with a bus that takes you to & from the terminal for free.

I agree whole heartedly Tom, i don't mind paying the kids the adult fare, even though they will only be 11 & 8 at the time of travel, because you know they couldn't reduce the fare anymore even if they tried. I paid £40 each return from the Toon to Inverness on the train the other week (booking in well in advance) - which was a good fare, but when you can fly to Spain for £46 then grab it with both hands. Long live the cheap airlines.

Easy Jet have just started 2 new routes from the Toon & i got me, the wife & the 2 kids flights to Malaga, for £46 a head return,Sat Dec 13th, for 2 nights, including taxes. Malaga v Mallorca 14th Dec. Also got me & Mrs Toon a romantic Valentines weekend in Copenhagen 14th Feb for £53 each return, including taxes. Haven't checked the fixtures yet though.

I went to Antwerp to see the Toon beat Royal Antwerp 5-0, in 94. The beer was rather good as well. You will enjoy it Tom.

I'm sure that the number five of your list will be more then willing and able to test out a few of those Ozzie beers with exotic names as Cold Cock Bock, Hatlifter Stout, Brass Monkey and Burrogorang when he arrives there tomorrow. Lucky b*st*rd Howard, when in Oz, don't try the Boomerang beer...........................................it keeps coming back on you.

Robs Celebs is a class site for those hard to find photos.

So were Helen Mirren's thruppeny bits in Cal as well.

Rosie & Jim.

What about the smaller CD (compact Dildo) version? TUT, TUT What?? The dog could carry the CD version in it's mouth better.