North Sea Saint

Alvin Stardust

Babe Station, every night digital channel 223 every night

Mine Too

All Mammary shots are Memorable

Here you, leave helicopters out of this

Jings you dont see Schlitz anymore eh

Bonanza

Z Cars

Aye I make sure the Bears are allright, its the ponsy production mob I try tof`ck up Satan's spawn. If we catch up when your off I'll tell you about they c"nts on the Tartan. I used to leave a s***e wherever I left a work permit for they c"nts. I must apologise though as I used to eat the full sara lee gateau every night of the week. The chef's appreciated my tri-main course compliment but got pissed of about the sweets. We make all our own sweets The sweets were the berries. Gataeu-tastic so it was. Chocolate eclairs and apple turnovers jus made along with sticky toffee pudding for tomorrow

Aye I make sure the Bears are allright, its the ponsy production mob I try tof`ck up Satan's spawn. If we catch up when your off I'll tell you about they c"nts on the Tartan. I used to leave a s***e wherever I left a work permit for they c"nts. I must apologise though as I used to eat the full sara lee gateau every night of the week. The chef's appreciated my tri-main course compliment but got pissed of about the sweets. We make all our own sweets

Aye I make sure the Bears are allright, its the ponsy production mob I try tof`ck up

In what way?

I`ve made the HOOCH on the bigger rigs, but theres naewhere to hide it on here

Lucky sod

Huv you been drinking?

Dunno about musical s***e but I've downloaded loads of porn when I've been blootered which I've only found out about the next day or later I`ll get you some good stuff, video`s and discs

I hope you`ve got better jokes than that if your coming on the nightshift Rothesay

What about the smaller CD (compact Dildo) version? TUT, TUT

McGarvies in the semi`s against Hearts in 87, I thought he was gauny greet

So do I

saddams body doubles were summoned to see the inormation miister Ive got good news and bad news says the minister whats the godd news says one of the doubles saddam is still alive says the mininster thank feck says the double I though we were out of a job whats the bad news he`s lost a leg

anything with Jamie Oliver I widnae get fed up punchin that twat

on a cold day to you ask for two fried eggs

1.Frank&Eddie Gray 2Phil&Don Everly 3.Gary&Martin Kemp 4.Frank&Jesse James 5.Bill&Ben The Flowerpot Men

did Cuthbert not get knocked down and killed by an ice cream van?