Slarti

Naw, I'm @Cookie Monster , remember.

I'm talking pish, they're ninth - I was looking at the April ones.

Just checked - they actually went all the way down ... to 7th.

Did Italy not move up the FIFA rankings this week?

See what I mean, it's hard to believe that they're the same person, but they are.

One bite ...

I really don't see what he gets out of denying it. Everybody knows but he keeps denying it. The same way he did when Percy Veer, Shetland, etc, etc, etc. Then he crys when@div deletes those aliases. Why have a different alias at all when you just act the same way as your usual one. Having a second alias would allow you to act differently, wind up different folk, give weird and wonderful opinions (like I do as @Cookie Monstor - or is @Cookie Monstor me ). The most surprising one to me is that @Faraway Saint and@antrin are the same person. [emoji16]

But it's not really. [emoji16]

But you did, indirectly. Whatever, shull. You don't offend me, but I do get fed up laughing at you. Dickson never made me look like anything as I wasn't on here when he was, I've just been told stuff.

Who is this "we"? There's not really more than one of you. You do know this, right? Multiple aliases does not make you multiple people. No, I haven't altered my style, as I am me, not them. Why would I alter my style to be like someone else? So that's you admitting that you're shull then? Good for you. I've never been banned, so I wasn't told anything by a moderator.

They weren't me, I've explained that to one of your other aliases before. Even if they were, they didn't exist at the same time, so it wouldn't be the same thing. Even bringing that up again is basically just admitting who you are - I told you that you weren't any good at pretending not to be you. I believe I was told that Slartibartfast was deleted due to one of Dickson's aliases going crying to Div like a little bitch. As for the other, I have no idea.

I'll give you Arthur Christmas but not Hark The Herald Angels, as that is about the (supposed) birth of Jesus which, even if true, didn't happen in December. Just sayin', like.

You know, I don't even know what you get out of all this shit. You're no good at pretending not to be you. Nobody believes you're not you - apart from the other yous. All you are doing is wasting your time creating other aliases and logging in and out. Or maybe you're logged in with different accounts on different browsers at the same time. If I was Div, I would delete the oldest, or most used, accounts of people who have more than 2, not the newest ones.

I suppose it depends on each person's own definition of a Xmas song (or film). To me, they're both just set at Xmas. Same as Home Alone. You could set them all at different times of year without changing the stories (except for the weather).

FFS shull, gie it up.

Well the ones that urnae alive, urnae auld. They might huv bin auld, but urnae any mare.

That's what all the auld farts say. [emoji16]

Aye, horse drawn trams - them were the days, at least that's what that auld fart Faraway tells me.

Is it "alias" or "a-liar"? I'm not replying for his benefit but because unanswered falsehoods can suddenly become "the truth" to many. You know, falsehoods like "Rangers are alive".

That'll be the same Judith Curry that has published research confirming anthropogenic effects on climate. Basically, all that she is saying is that the climate is warming slower than projected and that there is so much uncertainty about natural climate variation that trying to reduce emissions may be pointless. Note the "may be" in there, not "is". Why don't we take a chance, pump out as much emissions as we can and just see what happens, eh?

Does that mean that you can't turn into Christie Street from Glasgow Road? If so, and seeing that you won't be able to turn left into Mill Street, traffic coming from the east on Glasgow Road going to the Lagoon will have to go round Cotton Street to Mill Street and back along or down Kilnside to Seedhill to Mill Street (or maybe even round the one-way system and back - or Incle-Lawn-Silk-Gauze-Mill) which will result in more traffic turning right across Mill Street to the Lagoon, causing more tailbacks and potential accidents. f**king mental.

So cars going from Cotton Street and turning right towards Glasgow Road now have to deal with a give way rather than having a set of lights. Or they need to turn left and go right round the roundabout. There's also going to be mayhem with cars trying to turn left into Cotton Street and buses going straight on from the bus lane to the roundabout. Pedestrian crossings, that are not part of an integrated traffic light system, immediately off of two of the exits from the roundabout are just going to cause tailbacks onto the roundabout. I don't think this has really been thought through very well.

Och, ye kan.

Yeah, that's what it says, but my point was really about the knock-on effects of that.

Just call them cunts, you know you want to.