Slarti

There's a song in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang called "Effeminate Homosexual"?

Lockdown?????

Got mine cut today. No appointment needed and only 3 folk in front of me waiting. Ah can feel that cauld wind mair noo though. Brrr.

Could be worse, it could be a man with pigtails.

It's the easiest thing in the world to get nothing right, I'm just not that lazy.

Sorted. [emoji16]

Aye, just haud oan a wee minute til ah click oan that link.

I think he knows. It's at least 2 million, no half measures from me. [emoji16]

That's just mental. Who on earth would claim something is a fact when it isn't?

I believe Broxburn is now in Prestwick. [emoji16]

That would be clever, it's not there anymore.

Boris isn't to blame for everything, a lot of it is your fault. [emoji16]

Haggis don't breed on hills, they breed in Hall's.

Don't be silly, you don't get flying unicorns. That's obviously just a flying horse with a lump on its head.

So he's fifth, then. [emoji1787]

I just pished myself too. Nothing to do with Hamilton winning 5 games, just an age thing. You'll know what I mean, auld yin.

Exactly. We could put it to bed by beating Motherwell in the first game. If we do there will be at least 2, possibly 3, teams that can't catch us since Killie play County on the same day.

Yeah, and for an abbreviation they could take the Gre from Greater, the en from England and add land on the end for, eh, well, just because.

There's no green in the top half of the Welsh flag.

Was thinking something more like one of these

But what would that flag be? The rUK might decide that they need another one - with a dragon on it.

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No Eastern Europeans allowed in to pick the fruit, so most of it has gone to waste - aw naw, haud oan, that's us.

Yeah, that would have been the 11th century.

I haven't misrepresented anything. I know it's mentioned as I had to collate information from it, among other sources, for a work presentation I had to do a couple of months ago. The computer part was only barely mentioned but the broadband was quite a large(ish) part. Whether you believe me or not is neither here, nor there.