eastlandssaint

I see the Argyle bar are planning an extension .

Why not try a strikeforce of Mehmet , Higdon and Dargo ?

How about Steve Hammell for left back ?

The Kelburne is presently getting a re-furb.

Walk away

The Hours- Big black hole.

This is like the iain munro saga all over again

Sorry, my mistake . the afton bar.

I heard the afton closed early last night after someone got hit in the face with a glass !

Wheres the Bull ?

Where is the hogshead ?

Crocodile cryer

Oh! Vanity - The Charlatans

Prism---Armageddon

The only ones - Another girl another planet T rex - Get it on E L O - Roll over beethoven Department S - Is vic there ? Joy Division - Love will tear us apart The Undertones - Teenage kicks

I think planet afton is closed for refurbishment

A women brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listended to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said "Im so sorry, your duck cuddles has passed away". The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes I am sure. The duck is dead" he replied. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the women and said "im sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiable, a dead duck." He turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the women. The ducks owner, still in shock, took the bill, "£150!" she cried. £150.00 just to tell me my duck is dead?!! The vet shrugged. "Im sorry. If youd taken my word for it, the bill would have bee £20, but with the lab report and the cat scan it's now £150"!

Todays P D E ( page 15 ) THE CLUB BAR , The lounge will be closed from sunday 1st april 2007 i remember a certain saints supporting d j , doin his thing up there !

zulu

big big match this saturday , let`s hope we`re well up for it and can claim all 3 points

anderson burke and mehmet in the squad to face the dons !

what is the latest on the injury front ? as iv`e said already the more fit players the better.

before this becomes a pantomime oh yes i am

i am being serious