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Your wee Wolfie Smith stylee book must be about full by now, who else is in there?

Fair enough, but I find it hard to believe that Denmark with much less natural and economical resources than Scotland can do this but we couldn't.

Doesn't Scotland send revenue to the Treasury, isn't that what it uses to "support" us?

Denmark can do this but Scotland wouldn't be able to?

That's Colonel Sir Tom to you...

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My missus bought the paint, my missus painted the fence. I sat in front of my PC in the back room watching her (kind of) wishing it was me outside in the sunshine and fresh air...

Get down to Tesco Renfrew, still a few tins left...if you're quick! [emoji846]

Here, fishy fishy! Gotcha! Ffs, oaky, for someone who claims to be of superior intellect your failure to spot a fishing trip aimed squarely at you - and only at you - is woeful.

Too late, he's now a colonel...

Because...might as well, far to fekkin late anyway. And pointless - "Do you promise to go and self isolate? Yes? Okay, in you come."

Since I read this I've been having vague memories of people saying it that way when I was a kid. I might just start saying it the old way from now on just because... Digressing a wee bit, so apologies, but I think it's a lost cause, like sorbet. Everyone thinks sorbet's a French word so pronounces it 'sorbay' but it's from the same Farsi word as sherbet and the ending should sound like sherbet.

Well, most of us anyway...

https://www.paisley.org.uk/paisley-history/usaf-world-war-2-p-47d-thunderbolt-air-crash-on-the-gleniffer-braes/

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So if Raab, BoJos and her were pictured together would it be captioned "Lies, Damned Lies and Staats"? [emoji846]

Good spot!

Let's be honest, what she was really saying was "Do you really think anyone stupid enough to spend two hours sitting in a car waiting for a cup of coffee should be allowed out?" Might have been just me thinking that, mind.

I was going to say God but then I realised that's another thread altogether... [emoji846]

What's this 'Queen Elizabeth in Govan' you talk about, do you mean the Southern? [emoji846]

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'The pen is mightier than the sword' is the phrase you're looking for, I think.

Is Leatherface one of David Icke's aliases? https://archive.is/S0FZk

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