Who else can remember this one. Rangers v Aberdeen at Ibrox, Fergie is the Dons mangager and he's in the director's box. During the game somebody hooks him, commotion ensues and the puncher gets away. The press are all over it but by Monday the best they can offer is that the perp is back home in The States. He'd been over for a holiday and one of his big-shot pals had had him along as his guest.