EL NOMBRE Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 1/ Make a paper hat 2/ put chips in it 3/ make a device that defies the laws of gravity....If only for a few seconds 4/ buy the next days edition...and cheat at the crossword. 5/ make a wee chain of paper people in a McDairmaid park style ....ah close season...don't ye just love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 1/ Make a paper hat 2/ put chips in it 3/ make a device that defies the laws of gravity....If only for a few seconds 4/ buy the next days edition...and cheat at the crossword. 5/ make a wee chain of paper people in a McDairmaid park style ....ah close season...don't ye just love it. 1) - Use a load of them for insulation. 2) - Use it for box packing as a bubble wrap substitute. 3) - Burn them. 4) - Rip them up and use it for tickertape.... 5) - Wipe your knob with them in a Bill Lees styleé.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollz Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Put them in a time capsule, so you can reflect on todays news - in 10 years time :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 1. Roll it up and smack Paul Hartley on the napper really hard. 2. Set fire to it and stuff it through Paul Hartley's letterbox. 3. Shove a few more pages through that letterbox while the fire inside is catching properly. 4. Wrap a 'Bill Lees Special' in it and mail the package to Mr P Hartley, Tynecastle, Edinburgh. 5. Recycle it. Any other action would be irresponsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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