Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 "f**k me, there's millions of those ugly, non-righteous bastards!" - General Custer "This play's gone a bit radio rental, is it by Tom Stoppard, or whit?" - Abraham Lincoln "Iyah! Iyha! Ma heid!" - JFK "I knew I shouldn't have flown in this shitheap" - Buddy Holly "Don't worry, it's not loaded" - Terry Kath, late guitarist of the band Chicago Quote
mickeyramone Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 Mmm I think i,ll have another sandwich...Mama Cass Would you drive Dear...Marc Bolan I need a shite....I,ll just take my pills first...Elvis Its good to have these guys as mates...Julius Ceaser He seems like a nice chap...i,ll just sign his autograph book...John Lennon Quote
Piecebox Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 Are you sure this car can do a ton James Dean What is this about the aids virus Rock Hudson This ship is unsinkable William Smith ( captain of the Titanic) I always copy my brother Bobby Kennedy I thougt I could swim Brian Jones Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 8, 2008 Author Report Posted May 8, 2008 "Shove that gun up yer arse, ya wank, or I'll kick yer c**t in" - Gandhi "f**ked up slightly, didn't I Eva?" - Adolf Hitler "Iyah! Iyah! Ma heid!" - Ayrton Senna "Ay! Ay! Chaaaahhllmm down, la'!" - John Lennon "My arse is a bit sore" - Freddie Mercury Quote
mickeyramone Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 (edited) "C,mon Emu...up we go to fix that tv ariel"Rod Hull "Look at this little stingr...arghh!!!....Steve Irwin. "Kiss Me Hardon...sorry Hardy......." Admiral Nelson "Sniff....Can anyone else smell burning?....Joan Of Arc "HEY!!!! I feel shit do de do de do....James Brown Edited May 8, 2008 by mickeyramone Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Posted May 9, 2008 (edited) "Whit's up, Salman, ye no' got a sense of humour?" - Ayatollah Khomeini "Ach, another wee voddy'll no' hurt." - John Bonham "Oh alright, then. Just so long as you don't come in my mouth" - Princess of Wales "Oh Mr. Kipper, that's quite a chopper you have" - Suzy Lamplugh "I'll just snort it off your back when I'm taking you from behind" - John Entwistle Edited May 9, 2008 by Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Quote
mickeyramone Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 (edited) Chap Chap"..Hello..Hello...oh f**k...Houdini(in coffin) AARGHH.."Ya Bassa,s...have you,se no heard of No More Nail,s...Jesus.H.Christ "Now ..just to change that light bulb"...J Doyle.... "Is there anything else from B&Q..apart from a spade..Arlene Fraser Whoa..Whoa...Whit death pact,s that then?....Eva Braun Edited May 11, 2008 by mickeyramone Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 12, 2008 Author Report Posted May 12, 2008 "Is there anything else from B&Q..apart from a spade..Arlene Fraser Yer a sick man, mate. Quote
Herbie Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 "We're unlucky not to get a win, but a point against Sellic is fairly decent....NOOOOO YOU CHEATING DIVING BAAASTTAARRRRRDDDD" - Herbie, Love St, Feb 24th 2008. Quote
craigpat Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 "She has fell asleep, we will just leave her." Gerry and Kate Quote
mickeyramone Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 Marcel Marceau...Nowt Ray Charles...."I never saw that coming" Versace.."Jesus Christ ..Who the hells that at the door" Jimmy Hoffa.."Right lads..one out all out.. Tupac..."Shit that aint no cab"!!!!!! Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 12, 2008 Author Report Posted May 12, 2008 Marcel Marceau...NowtRay Charles...."I never saw that coming" Versace.."Jesus Christ ..Who the hells that at the door" Jimmy Hoffa.."Right lads..one out all out.. Tupac..."Shit that aint no cab"!!!!!! Classics, mate, one & all! And you probably ain't that far from the truth. Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 12, 2008 Author Report Posted May 12, 2008 (edited) "Yo, Tupac? Hey, man, dat shit ain't gonna happen to ME" - Notorious B.I.G. "Where's my rifle? I've got a reputation to live up to" - Charlton Heston "Hang on, I'm maybe not too sure about this" - Mohammed Atta "Ach, an OG isnae life or death, mate, is it?" - Andres Escobar "Hang on, I've just thought of something really important to say...*hurgh*" - Marcel Marceau Edited May 12, 2008 by Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Quote
mickeyramone Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 I think i,ll have some ice with that voddy Hernandez my good man...Trotsky WHHHEEEEE!!!! AH SHITE.....Ayrton Senna I,ve just invented heavy metal music...Beethoven...(died of lead poisoining) Ach well...ye cannae grumble....Aristotle Thats a bitch...i,ve just invented a breathin machine...Leonardo Da Vinci Quote
snudge Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 'can you smell summit?' - norrie mccathie 'here-its gettin a bit dark is it no?' mark vivien foe 'anyone got a shite brewin?' - bobby sands 'im foo up' - karen carpenter 'woooofffff......' - lassie Quote
mickeyramone Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 Right St Peter...get the baw oot..Tommy Burns...R.I.P Quote
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