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"f**k me, there's millions of those ugly, non-righteous bastards!" - General Custer

"This play's gone a bit radio rental, is it by Tom Stoppard, or whit?" - Abraham Lincoln

"Iyah! Iyha! Ma heid!" - JFK

"I knew I shouldn't have flown in this shitheap" - Buddy Holly

"Don't worry, it's not loaded" - Terry Kath, late guitarist of the band Chicago


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Mmm I think i,ll have another sandwich...Mama Cass

Would you drive Dear...Marc Bolan

I need a shite....I,ll just take my pills first...Elvis

Its good to have these guys as mates...Julius Ceaser

He seems like a nice chap...i,ll just sign his autograph book...John Lennon

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Are you sure this car can do a ton James Dean

What is this about the aids virus Rock Hudson

This ship is unsinkable William Smith ( captain of the Titanic)

I always copy my brother Bobby Kennedy

I thougt I could swim Brian Jones

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"C,mon Emu...up we go to fix that tv ariel"Rod Hull

"Look at this little stingr...arghh!!!....Steve Irwin.

"Kiss Me Hardon...sorry Hardy......." Admiral Nelson

"Sniff....Can anyone else smell burning?....Joan Of Arc

"HEY!!!! I feel shit do de do de do....James Brown

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"Whit's up, Salman, ye no' got a sense of humour?" - Ayatollah Khomeini :o

"Ach, another wee voddy'll no' hurt." - John Bonham :rolleyes:

"Oh alright, then. Just so long as you don't come in my mouth" - Princess of Wales :wink:

"Oh Mr. Kipper, that's quite a chopper you have" - Suzy Lamplugh :blink:

"I'll just snort it off your back when I'm taking you from behind" - John Entwistle :ph34r:

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Chap Chap"..Hello..Hello...oh f**k...Houdini(in coffin)

AARGHH.."Ya Bassa,s...have you,se no heard of No More Nail,s...Jesus.H.Christ

"Now ..just to change that light bulb"...J Doyle.... :ph34r:

"Is there anything else from B&Q..apart from a spade..Arlene Fraser :ph34r:

Whoa..Whoa...Whit death pact,s that then?....Eva Braun

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"We're unlucky not to get a win, but a point against Sellic is fairly decent....NOOOOO YOU CHEATING DIVING BAAASTTAARRRRRDDDD" - Herbie, Love St, Feb 24th 2008.

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Marcel Marceau...Nowt

Ray Charles...."I never saw that coming"

Versace.."Jesus Christ ..Who the hells that at the door"

Jimmy Hoffa.."Right lads..one out all out..

Tupac..."Shit that aint no cab"!!!!!!

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"Yo, Tupac? Hey, man, dat shit ain't gonna happen to ME" - Notorious B.I.G.

"Where's my rifle? I've got a reputation to live up to" - Charlton Heston

"Hang on, I'm maybe not too sure about this" - Mohammed Atta

"Ach, an OG isnae life or death, mate, is it?" - Andres Escobar

"Hang on, I've just thought of something really important to say...*hurgh*" - Marcel Marceau

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I think i,ll have some ice with that voddy Hernandez my good man...Trotsky

WHHHEEEEE!!!! AH SHITE.....Ayrton Senna

I,ve just invented heavy metal music...Beethoven...(died of lead poisoining)

Ach well...ye cannae grumble....Aristotle

Thats a bitch...i,ve just invented a breathin machine...Leonardo Da Vinci

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'can you smell summit?' - norrie mccathie

'here-its gettin a bit dark is it no?' mark vivien foe

'anyone got a shite brewin?' - bobby sands

'im foo up' - karen carpenter

'woooofffff......' - lassie

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