St. Sid Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 1. Copy rugby and for dissent move the free kick forward 10 yards. 2. Make the goals 20% bigger. Average height was 5'4" back when the current goal size was dictated. 3. Let players celebrate with the support and also goad the opposition. 4. Open beer kiosks. Even if its Morrisons own brand 2% vol pishwater in a plastic cup. 5. Introduce eye patches instead of a yellow card the player gets on eye patch. For a red card he stays on the pitch but with both eyes covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 6.. Foxy cheerleaders in the scuddie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gudmunder Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 1. Wipe the OF off the world map 2. Train referees to be neutrals and not be in the back pockets of certain teams (see above) 3. Give Aberdeen and Caley Thistles grounds 90 degree heat every time the Buds come to play 4. Make it legal to boot N*cho N*vo in the baws at any given moment 5. Make it compulsory at Womens League games that they are under strict instructions they must swap jerseys after the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piecebox Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 1 Remove all seating from the terraces. 2 Admission prices 2 for the price of 1 3 Do away with the offside rule. 4 If game finishes in a draw have penalty shoot out to decide the winners. 5 Free Pie and Bovril at half time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave M Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 1. Replace the coin toss with a single 3 minute round of boxing between the club captains (or two fattest supporters). 2. Install a giant net over the whole park just above the players heads, to stop the long ball crap. 3. The goalkeepers have to face the goal, and are only allowed to turn around when the ball is inside the box. 4. In 50/50 refereeing decisions, the first manager to press the buzzer gets to win the decisions via a trivia question. 5. The entire losing team gets gunged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Proudfoot Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 (edited) There is only one thing needed and it would improve football dramatically, do away with the bosman rule, so that every club has a fighting chance of making money, not just the big clubs. Edited September 20, 2008 by Barry Proudfoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tam Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 There is only one thing needed and it would improve football dramatically, do away with the bosman rule, so that every club has a fighting chance of making money, not just the big clubs. Agree with that but then the bosman got us Dar.........oh wait a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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