Bill Lees Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 Q. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs ? A. In Iraq. (in a rack, geddit ?) Q. When does Saddam Hussein have his tea ? A. At the same time as Tariq Aziz..... ....... I'll get me coat ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steveb Posted March 27, 2003 Report Share Posted March 27, 2003 Q. What is the Iraqi Air Force motto? A. I came, I saw, Iran Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? A. They both have Kurds in their way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radford 72 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Share Posted April 25, 2003 Saddam sends one of his sons to the Supermarket to get some bits and pieces. His son duly obliges and comes back 30 mins later with a box full of grocceries... Saddam: "Why did you get a f**kin box, son???" Son: Cause there's no f**kin bag, dad!!!" Cheers, Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saint hits the net Posted April 25, 2003 Report Share Posted April 25, 2003 Saddam: Junior Bush, you're not going to kill me in cold blood ? Bush: And why shouldn't I do to you what you've done to thousands ? Saddam: Allah want is a fighting chance: Bush: Okay, we'll settle this the good old fashioned American way: Saddam: A gunfight at High Noon ? Bush: No - stoopid - a tag team wrestling match. It'll be on Prime time TV. One condition though - I don't want my British pal Tony Blair to miss out so you'll have to choose a British Wrestler to keep him happy: Saddam: Okay - who's your partner ? Bush: I've picked a guy like myself, doesn't take sh*t from anyone, likes to kick ass and is a mean son of a bitch - step forward Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who've you picked ? Saddam: I don't know any British wrestlers: Bush: Hurry up or I'll blow your head off right now: Saddam: Alright, alright - I've got a partner: Bush: Who is it ? Saddam: Bag Daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 A fighter pilot was flying over Iraq, when anti-aircraft rockets were fired at him Suddenly three carpets appeared and stopped the rockets from hitting his plane! This happened again and again, each time a rocket was fired on his plane, the fighter pilot was saved by these carpets! On returning back to base, the fighter pilot told his commanding officer all had gone well, but he had seen these strange carpets flying next to him, and they had saved him from the rockets. His commanding officer rolled his eyes and replied, "Didn't you realise those were Allied Carpets?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saint hits the net Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Saddam: Junior Bush, you're not going to kill me in cold blood ?Bush: And why shouldn't I do to you what you've done to thousands ? Saddam: Allah want is a fighting chance: Bush: Okay, we'll settle this the good old fashioned American way: Saddam: A gunfight at High Noon ? Bush: No - stoopid - a tag team wrestling match. It'll be on Prime time TV. One condition though - I don't want my British pal Tony Blair to miss out so you'll have to choose a British Wrestler to keep him happy: Saddam: Okay - who's your partner ? Bush: I've picked a guy like myself, doesn't take sh*t from anyone, likes to kick ass and is a mean son of a bitch - step forward Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who've you picked ? Saddam: I don't know any British wrestlers: Bush: Hurry up or I'll blow your head off right now: Saddam: Alright, alright - I've got a partner: Bush: Who is it ? Saddam: Bag Daddy Oh dear SHTN...your previous posts usually have me cackling and guffawing but that was a bit weak See that's the trouble when you "borrow" someone else's material. Honestly, I did hear it elsewhere and my reaction at the time was the same as yours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Saddam sends one of his sons to the Supermarket to get some bits and pieces. His son duly obliges and comes back 30 mins later with a box full of grocceries...Saddam: "Why did you get a f**kin box, son???" Son: Cause there's no f**kin bag, dad!!!" Cheers, Kev It was entirely unecessary for the purposes of that joke to use the word f"cking twice. Ban that C"NT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radford 72 Posted April 27, 2003 Report Share Posted April 27, 2003 What do you mean, Sid... I was only reporting what Saddam said!!! Cheers, Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 saddams body doubles were summoned to see the inormation miister Ive got good news and bad news says the minister whats the godd news says one of the doubles saddam is still alive says the mininster thank feck says the double I though we were out of a job whats the bad news he`s lost a leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Simpson Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 Blind circumsizer? Got the sack! I thank you! At first I thought you were mad, but now I can see........you're nuts! I thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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