That's brilliant..........................absolutely comedy gold, if I was 6 years old. 

An Incomplete List of Things More Capable of Running the Country than the Current Government   By Brian Bilston    A bollard. A thimble. A beef gravy granule.   A plectrum. A bilge pump. A Pokemon annual.   A doorknob. A chaffinch. A bowl of cold porridge.   A footbath. A clothes peg. A postcard from Norwich.   A wine stain. A puddle. A spoon. Rupert Grint.   A discarded tissue. A lanyard. Some lint.   A used toner cartridge. Some musical socks.   A build up of silt. A stuffed startled fox.   A plimsoll. A wingnut. A set of false teeth.   A novelty wall clock with the face of Prue Leith.   A beetle. A bunion. An old piece of string.   A plant pot. A bog roll. Some stuff. Anything.

Nigel Clough has failed at several teams, why is he the man to improve Baccus?