MarkL

1. Mince and tatties - the name says it all it's mince 2. Spag Bol - Fancy mince 3. Stew - utter bogging 4. Prawn cocktail 5. Corn in the cob :

The best player in last time was wee Tom Brown. He scored many a crucial goal for me against the OF filth

I presume I was talking utter garbage and singing non stop! It was a mixture of the large anounts of stella and some cheap bulgarian beer!!!

The picture doesn't look like Sutton. He's a stick on for Shuggie Murray though!

It's a pity that the game is utter mice though! Pro Evo is much better, wish they would include the buddies

1. Ryder Cup 2. World Cup 3. European Championship 4. Champions League 5. Any StMirrenoff match

whereabouts we were chocking for one Ended up eating some honking dish with bacon and beetroot

1. The Killermont Polo Club in Maryhill 2. The Bishopton Tandoori 3. Shimla Pinks in Johnstone 4. The Ashoka in Johnstone 5. Shimla Cottage

Rudebox!!!! That is without doubt the worst song I've ever heard!

1. Kooks - Sofa Song 2. Kooks - She moves in her own way 3. Keane - Leaving so soon 4. Killers - mr Brightside 5. The Bassheads - Is there anybody out there?

12 years ago my cable man came round to fix the broken NTL box. He asked if I had ordered any pay-per-view. I told him no. He then flashed up a whole screen of the last ten pay-per-view items. You can imagine my red face when all ten of them were the Playboy channel You could have fried an egg on my face!

Put it this way, it's not encouraged

1. Jobby 2. Mobe (unwashed person) 3. Fannybaws (drop the word ya) 4. Greenock Basta'd! 5. Muppet! I'm obviously bored at work

updated my car collection: 1. The Kooks - Inside Out (awesome, best track - She moves in her own way) 2. Keane - Under the iron Sea (Bit slow needs more airtime, best track Bad Dream) 3. The Feeling (hardly listened to it yet, best track currect single Fill my little world) 4. Jack Johnston - In Between Dreams (best track Good People) 5. Proclaimers - Sunshine on Leith (best track Cap in Hand)

1. Adam v Airdrie Free Kick 2. Iain Anderson v Airdrie (1st goal) 3. Chris Smith Pen save against the nazi's (good as a goal) 4. John Stton v Clyde away, great team goal 5. Billy "do the dance" Mehmet v Dundee

My mate met Pink in Mar Hall in Bishopton (5 star hotel) in the gym. She was there for the Big Weekend in Dundee. Said she had some figure

Yeah she's awesome! What a cracking set she has You even think you'd stayed a chance with her Did anyone she LOST last night? Did you she Kate in the shower? Hubba Hubba

1. Prison Break - Best Show on TV by a mile, great story and twists each week 2. Lost 3. The Simpsons 4. Girls Aloud Show 5. Any Fitba

I used to be an NTL customer. The service was hopeless from start to finish. The box would freeze all the time and was very slow! Sky all the way!

It used to be called the station bar

Just bought the FHM 100 sexiest woman edition. Carmen Electra is 88 Ginge from Girls Aloud 84 I demand a recount!

1. Live Games 2. Bigger crowds 3. Higher profile of the club 4. Chance to be 2 divisions above Morton 5. No more football first

I'm mean sporting events you look forward to or are glued to the TV, or even go along to watch

Yeah but we change our minds all the time!

FHM's results came out today with Keira Knightly coming out tops. Who is your top five? My Top Five are: 1. Evangeline Lilly 2. Cheryl Tweedy 3. Lindsay Lohan 4. Rachel Stevens 5. Holly Willoughby