They'll be banning shagging next, but it won't affect me as I'm already on a ban it seems
We'll soon be replaced by another species when the shagging ban takes its toll which won't actually be a bad thing when you look at what's happening in the world,
I reckon dogs could emerge as the dominant species once we all fade away as they won't be affected by the ban and they don't give a shit where they are or who's watching them my kind of species
They may have to look at the family allowance or maybe contraception mind as things could get right out of control, the only downside I can see it could lead to racial tensions if dogs cant be stopped coming over the channel in boats and rafts, my dog can't stand any other dog in the street never mind dogs from abroad